Slime volleyball

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David Hasselhoff is first to win a match by six consecutive skim serves.

Slime volleyball was first seen in heaven, before time began. Originally it was used by angels, but with the invention of the steam locomotive and SimCity, most angels spend their time saving people from gaming addictions and getting hit by trains. The game is now used in diamond mines to keep miners content.

Gameplay[edit]

Slime volleyball is not actually volleyball at all. It is played by two players chanting ancient spells thereby telekinetically moving a spherical mass of cheesium between a series of electromagnetic devices. However, modern technology has made it possible to simulate this activity using nothing but a home PC and a few lines of magic ascii runes. The game ends as a result of one of the following:

Famous Matches[edit]

Michael the Arcangel defeats Big Blue Boss by calling down hailstones and coals of fire.
Al-Hakim challenges Lucifer to a Slime volleyball match.

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