Snakes on a Plane

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Nsfpsnake.JPG NOT SAFE FOR PLANES!!
The snake you are looking at may not be plane safe!
If Samuel L. Jackson saw this, claim that he did not look like a bitch. Otherwise, continue to read it until your snake urges are sated.
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For those without comedic tastes, the so-called experts at Wikipedia have an article about Snakes on a Plane.
What the fuck is your problem? Why aren't you going to go see this movie? Why aren't you watching it right now instead of reading this?