Songs that get stuck in your head

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These are examples of songs that can get you Beatified.

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Why songs get stuck in your head[edit]

Our brains act like radio receptors. When people do not listen to stations playing music, those radio waves are still floating around in the air, not being picked up by any receiver. Our brains capture the extra radio waves. Therefore, we hear the music and can’t get it out of our heads, at least until a crappier song comes along. Songs that get stuck in your head usually fit one of two categories: One: They are played on the radio often. Two: They are really crappy like your mom.

When a song is really crappy--example: The theme from High School Musical--people will seldom listen to it on the radio. The radio signals therefore have no place to dissipate and become more powerful. They keep building until they are finally powerful enough to get through you thick skull and into your brain. Unfortunately, your skull is too thick and your brain too spongy to allow the waves to pass back out. Therefore, it is stuck.

When a song is played on the radio often, the left over radio waves build up faster. They are unable to release the Extraendoeuphoricalogical Power, a power that is currently undergoing extensive research as a possible alternative energy source to the wind power generated by Al Gore's big mouth. This energy is so powerful not even all the radios in the country can dissipate its signal. It is able to "break" through the dense material of your skull and make itself at home.

Classical Jungle Rhythms[edit]

Imagine[edit]

Imagine all the bullfrogs.
He was a good friend of mine.
I never understood a single word he said,
But I helped him drink his wine
And he always had some mighty fine wine.

Janey's Got a Gun[edit]

'Cilia, you're breaking my heart,
You're shaking my confidence daily.
Oh Cecilia! I'm down on my knees,
I'm begging you please, to come home.
Come on Home!

I've got that touching feeling[edit]

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought
Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds
I want you smothered want you covered like my Waffle House hashbrowns
Come quicker than FedEx never reach an apex like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined
To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time
Touch-a Touch-a Touch me!

Fat Lip[edit]

I can't stop this feeling deep inside of me
'cause girl, you just don't realize what you do to me.
When I hold you in my arms so tight,
You let me know everything's all right
I.... I'm hooked on a feeling.

Vacation[edit]

down by the ocean it was so dismal
women were standing with shock on their faces
sad description, oh I was looking for you
everyone is singing
a girl is washed up
on Redono Beach
and everyone is so sad
I was looking for you
are you gone gone?
hey little girl
everyone cried
How she was the victim
of suicide
I was looking for you
are you gone gone?

Arpeggiated Synth Metal[edit]

Basketcase[edit]

Oh Mickey, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Mickey!
Hey Mickey!

Only god knows why[edit]

Do, A Deer, a Female deer.
Re, A drop of golden sun.
Mi, A name, I call myself.
Fa, A long long way to run.

Drive By[edit]

Come up to meet you, Tell you I’m sorry, You don’t know how lovely you are
I had to find you, Tell you I need you, Tell you I set you apart
Tell me your secrets, And ask me your questions, Aww let’s go back to the start
Nobody said it was easy

Take on me[edit]

Talking away
I don't know what I'm to say
I'll say it anyway
today's another day to find you
Shying away
I'll be coming for you love O.K.
Take on me (Take on me)
Take me on (Take on me)
I'll be gone in a day or twoooooo

Smooth Jazzapella[edit]

Dust in the wind[edit]

I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Watch you weave then breath your story lines.
And I wear my sunglasses at night
so I can
so I can
Keep track of the visions in my eyes.
While she's deceiving me
it cuts my security.

My Own Worst Enemy[edit]

Yesterday,
All my troubles seemed so far away
Now it looks as though they're here to stay
Oh, I believe in yesterday
Why she had to go,
I don't know, she wouldn't say.
I said something wrong,
Now I long for yesterday.

MMMbop[edit]

Start spreading the news, I’m leaving today
I want to be a part of it - new york, new york
These vagabond shoes, are longing to stray
Right through the very heart of it - new york, new york
...
These little town blues, are melting away
I’m gonna make a brand new start of it - in old new york
And if I can make it there, I’m gonna make it anywhere
It up to you - new york new york
New york

Jump In My Car[edit]

Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live
In cars
Here in my car
I can only receive
I can listen to you
It keeps me stable for days
In cars

Hurricane Katrina Relief Concert Jams[edit]

Goodbye, Farewell[edit]

There is a house in New Orleans,
They call the Rising Sun.
And, it's been the ruin of many a poor boy.
And God, I know I'm one.

Black Water[edit]

Aruba, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
To Key Largo, Montego, Baby why don't we go
To bermuda...
Off the florida keys,
There's a place called Kokomo
That's where I wanna go to get away from it all.

Smoke on the Water[edit]

Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human
More human than human

Church Hymns[edit]

Schoolhouse Rock[edit]

We don't need no education
We don't need no thought control
No dark sarcasm in the classrom
Teacher leave those kids alone
All in all, you're just another brick in the wall

We will Rock You[edit]

What is love Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me no more
What is love Baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me no more

Freebird[edit]

I can't remember if I cried
When I read about his widowed bride,
But something touched me deep inside
The day the music died.

American Idiot[edit]

Can you hear the drums fernando?
Do you still recall the frightful night we crossed the rio grande?
I can see it in your eyes
How proud you were to fight for freedom in this land
There was something in the air that night,
The stars were bright, Fernando
They were shining there for you and me,
For liberty, Fernando.

They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha Haa[edit]

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files.
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself
Look around you, all you see are sympathetic eyes
Stroll around the grounds until you feel at home
And here's to you, Mrs. Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know. Whoa whoa whoa
God bless you please, Mrs. Robinson,
Heaven holds a place for those who pray. Hey hey hey.

Escape (The Pina Coladaa Song)[edit]

Red red wine
goes to my head
makes me forget
that I still need her so

Hippity Hoppin' Digs[edit]

Smack My Bitch Up[edit]

Wake up maggie I think I got something to say to you
It’s late september and I really should be back at school
I know I keep you amused but I feel I’m being used
Oh maggie I couldn’t have tried any more
You lured me away from home just to save you from being alone
You stole my heart and that’s what really hurt

Werewolves of London[edit]

On the first part of the journey
I was looking at all the life
There were plants and birds and rocks and things
There was sand and hills and rings
The first thing I met was a fly with a buzz
And the sky with no clouds
The heat was hot and the ground was dry
But the air was full of sound

Nightswimming[edit]

We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, yellow submarine
We all live in a yellow submarine
Yellow submarine, submarine

Sunshine of Your Love[edit]

All the old paintings on the tomb
They do the sand dance, don'cha know?
If they move too quick (Oh-Way-Oh)
They're falling down like a domino

Cross-Eyed Mary[edit]

Gimme a ticket for an aeroplane,
Ain't got time to take a fast train.
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home,
My baby wrote me a letter.
I don't care how much money I gotta spend,
Got to get back to my baby
Lonely days are gone, I'm a-goin' home,
My baby wrote me a letter.

Orange Crush[edit]

Mm-hmm, soda pop, watch it fizz and pop
The clock is tickin' and we can't stop (can't stop now)
Mm-hmm soda pop, bop, shu-bop
The clock is tickin and we can't stop

Grandma's 8-Track Collection[edit]

Wonderful Tonight[edit]

Straight outta Compton, crazy motherfucker named Ice Cube
From the gang called Niggas With Attitude
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Niggas start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
With a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a jack move

Karma Chameleon[edit]

On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas rising up through the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmering light
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night

Lovefool[edit]

Finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
People think I'm insane because I am frowning all the time
All day long I think of things but nothing seems to satisfy,
Think I'll lose my mind if I don't find something to pacify
Can you help me occupy my brain?
Oh yeah

Memory (reprise)[edit]

Ooh, I bet you're wond'rin' how I knew
'bout your plans to make me blue
With some other guy you knew before
Between the two of us guys you know I love you more
It took me by surprise I must say
When I found out yesterday
Dontcha know that I

Blinded by the Light[edit]

Help, I'm stepping into the Twilight Zone
The place is a mad house
Feels like being cloned
My beacon's been moved
Under moon and star
Where am I to go
Now that I've gone too far
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone
Soon you will come to know
When the bullet hits the bone

Flagpole Sitta[edit]

Sweet dreams are made of this
Who am I to disagree?
I travel the world and the seven seas
Everybody's looking for something

Drive My Car[edit]

take me out tonight
where's the music and there's people and they're young and alive
driving in your car
oh, please don't drop me home
because it's not my home it's their home
and I'm welcome no more
And if a double decker bus
crashes into us
to die by your side
is such a heavenly way to die
and if a ten ton truck
kills the both of us
to die by your side
well, the pleasure, the priveledge is mine

Sway[edit]

Oh-a-oh
You were the first one
Oh-a-oh
You were the last one.
Video killed the radio star.
Video killed the radio star.

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