Spark plug

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Car "Spark" plug

A spark plug is a magical device which explodes a mixture of gasoline vapor and air in the chambers of an internal combustion engine. Until it's fouled by carbon, Satan's element.

After cars became intelligent back in the 70's, it didn't take long for them to start complaining, and the most common complaint heard by increasingly frustrated drivers was "I need love", or "Love me" or basically variations of the same.

The cars were getting horny, so spark plugs were invented. Often compared with human butt-plugs, the spark plug is inserted in the cars sphincter and gives it sexual satisfaction (creating the "spark") until it will take you where you want to go without too much bitching.