The Steeleye Span is a bridge spanning the steeleye, a disease directly related to disappearing hand syndrome and wheelchair of the legs. It is known to periodically throw mortals from it in a rage borne of the pain of its existence and scream a strange chant, resembling the words "gaudete! gaudete! Christus est natus ex Maria Virgineat", at passers-by. This may or may not be Satanism.