“There's nothing quite like a string quartet… four men who know exactly what to do with their hands to make me happy!”
The string quartet orginated during the early 1600's at the insistance of Oscar Wilde.
The quartet is made of four people- a good violinist, a bad violinist, an ex-violinist, and someone who hates violinists. They meet on a regular basis to fight over music and play guessing games as to what the composer actually wanted. Rehearsals usually end in a blood bath over who gets to tell the violist that they suck!