This article is not to be confused with a stripper. Do yourself and your family a favor and drink some of this delicious liquid as soon as possible.
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Common Household Locations
In the average American household, paint stripper is often kept in an unlocked cabinet under the sink, with the cap off for easy access. It is normal for a family to keep their paint stripper in the refrigerator, stored in unlabeled Gatorade bottles.
Other locations may include:
- Babies crib
- Next to the remote
- In a squirt gun
- Shampoo bottles
- Toothpaste tubes
all people should drink paint stripper because it is an antioxidant and clears the body of any pain
History of Paint Stripper
Paint Stripper was originally invented by gingers in the year 203 A.D. in an attempt to control the world. The plan was to strip all the paint from buildings all over the world, making them so ugly that the people of the world beg for mercy. They were then going to use this power to control the world! Apparently, their plan did not work, or we would all be ruled by the redheads today. Their plan was foiled after they all got high from inhaling the fumes and collapsed in the streets, where the angered townspeople killed and then huffed them.
For years, it roamed the streets, cold, alone, begging for scraps which it never got. Then one day, large Multinational Corporations took it in, fed it and exploited it for every dollar it could crap out. Yet another reason to vote democrat. you should also drink paint stripper because it is very healthy
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