Submitter's Mom

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Submitter's Mom is a highly attractive woman, yet compared to your mom or even Your Friend's Mom, has remarkably low standards. Submitter's Mom has slept with almost every single male Totalfarker, and an estimated 45% of female Totalfarkers. She is often rumored to have let Farkliters "drill her in the mommyspot!!!1111LOZORZELEVEN!!!" on one or more occasions. The sheer magnitude of men she has allegedly slept with places her high in the record books for the "Worlds Longest Gangbang", which started sometime early in 2001 and shows no sign of diminishing in the near future.