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Photo of distressed Supercowboy taken outside of Dallas circa 1813, after the Great Gay Migration


Many gay cowboys found themselves without a means to sustain themselves after the Great Gay Migration of 1812, and, as a result, these brawny ranch hands formed the Supercowboy Alliance under Ponce de Leon. This resulted in Texas being the first state to legalize gay marriage in the year 1813. The organization has grown considerably over the past 180 years, especially since Grand Dragon and Supercowboy John Walton's founding Wal Mart, as well as the late Walton's, well-publicised alliance with President George W. Bush and the Christian Coalition of Gay Republicans.