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She looked kinda like this, only fucking psycho.

Dude, she was huge. Like, WTF?

So there I was[edit]

camping in the fucking woods, doing my Solid Snake thing with the Arctic shit and the huskies, right? Like, lumberjack badass shit.

and fucking Supergirl[edit]

bursts out of the trees, erotically farts all over the place, and instead of going for the dogs, she makes a voreline straight for me.

so I pulled out my[edit]

knife and cut the shit out of her, and she tries to eat me! WTF?

I barely got away with a major sinistral external abrasion and a severed brachialis radial.

No, seriously. She nearly ate me.

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