Superunknown

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So you may ask, what is this Superunknown, well the names says it quitte well it is SUPERUNKNOWN! There are many theories about what it is:

  • A hamster in a limo
  • Something that steals your heart and then your soul
  • A different dimension
  • And episode of Weebl And Bob
  • Some samurai guy
  • A Supriseparty
  • Keith Richards's youth
  • George W. Bush in a cat-suit
  • Superman

But what we do know about this Superunknown is of high value we know that

... it contains:

  • A Black Hole Sun
  • fnord
  • A Limo Wreck (might or might not contain a hamster)
  • Surprises
  • Kickstands
  • Waves
  • Mayonnaise
  • Spoonmen
  • And MUCH more

What furthermore lies instore is: Superunknown!