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Supervision is a special power often obtained by people who have lost their hearing or other senses. This could be from a near-fatal accident, a birth defect, or a bite by a bologically, chemically, or radioactively enhanced insect or animal.

Supervision is a sort of paranormal-but-not-so-paranormal thing. Although it was quite common in the 19th century, it is growing (or maybe shrinking) smaller and smaller by the second. Because of this scientists have been using stem cell technology to give those unfortunate people who have no supervision at all, supervision.

Known Forms Of Supervision[edit]

Normal Supervision[edit]

Can you see the number that appears in this image? If you said "What image", congratulations, you might have normal supervision.

Normal supervision allows the person to see through things. The light rays from the person's eyes do not reflect off any surfaces, so the person essentially can see through everything. While this may sound fantastic, being able to see through everything means that you cannot see anything. Normal Supervision is also known as blindness.

Adult Supervision[edit]

Adult supervision is the only supervision that can be intentionally acquired. It is thought to come with age. It allows the person to use mind control for his own benefit. It is required for proper use of office supplies, including glue and staplers.

Parental Supervision[edit]

Parental supervision is granted only to people with parents, which is mostly everyone. Children with Parental Supervision gain the ability to watch material that contains Mild Violence or Nudity. This explains why Orphans live in big houses without a Television.

Super duper supervision[edit]

Super duper supervision is granted to people with imagination. Those with Super Duper Supervision are granted the innate ability to turn Purple Dinosaur soft toys into regular Purple Dinosaur's (Closely related to the Invisible Pink Unicorn). This ability is only allowed to be used when there are no adults around, and only if you clean up afterwards (trust me, you do not want to clean up after a dinosaur).

Supervision of Children[edit]

Many children also have supervision, but only in the vicinity of certain areas. These areas Include:

  • Swimming Pools
  • Pedestrian Crossings
  • Kitchens
  • The Beach

Also, children will need supervision to use:

  • Sharp Objects
  • Electrical Appliances
  • Hot Liquids
  • Plastic Bags
  • Anything with small parts (like your pubic area.)
  • Matches