|Directors||Gordon Brown, Chuck Norris, Karl Marx|
|Runtime||Twenty (20) minutes|
|Language||English, Stupid Sumbitch!|
Suspense Movie is a failed-to-attempt-to-be-a-spoof-comedy-film film with the direction of the crew from Scary Movie. And it's distributed by Paramount Pictures. It was directed by Karl Marx so naturally the movie was one big, red, propaganda peice, and was well recieved by those that had no idea what communism was. Let's get started.
It opens up with a lame Breach parody. As somebody walks down and his name is Interpreter Poopingston (Tom Cruise). And he has a crush on a jewish person. Then, was assassin by Sex Nigger (Hayley Smith) and the Godmother (Meg Griffin). They've apologized for doing that, but they wanted help. So they went to Stupid Hall and acted stupid there. No one even gives a shit about this scene.
They all team up to be captured by these people: Jesus Christ (Amy Winehouse), BALLS! (Nostalgia Critic), Killer the Miller (Dr. Robotnik), Penisman (Venom), Sarah Silverman (Shaq), F (Emeril Lagasse) and Chuck Norris (Chuck Norris). As Interpreter overcomes them all up with some shit.
Then, it parodies Dick Tracy and some other shit. The end of the movie.
- Breach - cold opening.
- The Interpeter - main parody.
- RocknRolla - the uh....
- Max Payne - in the vampire scene.
- 187 - in the gang scene which is UNfunny!
- Family Guy - somewhere.
- Jaws - shark scene.
- Tentacles -where they mistaken sharks as rubber testicles.
- The Dark Knight - I dunno.
- Tom Cruise - Interpreter Poopingston
- Meg Griffin - Your Godmother
- Knuckles The Echidna - Hancocksucker
- Amy Winehouse - Jesus Christ
- Nostalgia Critic - BALLS!
- Sharon Stone - Lindsay Lohan
- Dr. Robotnik - Killer the Miller
- Venom - Penisman
- Shaquelle O' Neal - Sarah Silverman
- Hayley Smith - Sex Nigger
- Emeril Lagasse - FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
- Lindsay Lohan - Sharon Stone
- Chuck Norris - Himself
- Ku Klux Klan - Nigga
- Batman - Blackman (uncredited)
- Amy Rose - Viagra (uncredited)
- The director yelled at everybody in the shark scene.
- That's all.
|The Scary Movie series|
|Scary Movies||Scary Movie • Scary Movie 2 • Scary Movie 3 • Scary Movie 4|
|Action Movies||Action Movie • Action Movie 2 • Action Movie 3|
|Cartoon Movies||Cartoon Movie • Cartoon Movie 2 • Cartoon Movie 3 • Cartoon Movie 4 • Cartoon Movie 5|
|Date Movies||Date Movie • Date Movie 2 • Date Movie 3 • Date Movie 4|
|Musical Movies||Musical Movie • Musical Movie 2|
|Spy Movies||Spy Movie • Spy Movie 2|
|Other Movies||Alien Movie • Disaster Movie • Epic Movie • Monster Movie • Shark Movie • Silent Movie • Surreal Movie • Suspense Movie|
|Fairy tale movies||Shrek • Shrek 2|