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how do u make keys like dat and where can i find more☭
Bloody brilliant. —Braydie at 16:07, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Snowman! --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 16:36, 21 January 2007 (UTC)
I think it transcends the scope of a normal article, and is in fact a form of art. Spang talk 13:04, 22 Jan 2007
What are the chances of it being featured? —Braydie at 18:56, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
Why isn't it featured? Someone nominate imediately. 01:03, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
Because it sucks. - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 13:06, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
I regret that the masses may not appreciate the true scale of the awesomeness of this article. :( Spang talk 13:18, 25 Jan 2007
I appreciate the true scale of awesomeness of this article... but what if someone has cant see the snowman, then it just looks like a blank article -- ¢αρтαιη ηєяd! Smite lightning.jpgThe Mass Of CrapSmite lightning.jpgClick here or everyone dies
I appreciate the true scale of awesomeness of this comment... but what if someone can't read? Then it just looks like a bunch of random shapes. talk 20:06, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

I just logged on to a different computer to my usual one and I can finally see the snowman! Words cannot express my joy. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 11:01, 2 February 2007 (UTC)

If you can't see it try downloading the DejaVu Fonts. They're in ttf format, so they'll work for Linux and Windows, but I'm not sure about Macs. -- Efitu (TW@) 19:47, 4 February 2007 (UTC)
It shows up on my Mac. --Bob and Doug 02:35, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Fucking awesome, it's impossible to edit this article! --UtarEmpire 13:25, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

Clearly not... --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 16:54, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Fine, I should rephrase that - it's a pain to edit this page as well as to get to it's Talk or History tabs. --UtarEmpire 22:37, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, that's true, unless you have a large monitor. At 1600x1200, you can get to most of the tabs. Though the fact that it's practically perfect makes it ok if people can't edit it. You can use tab to get to the tabs until you get a larger screen. Spang talk 23:36, 6 Feb 2007

I officially approve this article's message. 06:04, 13 February 2007 (UTC)

lol, you people took long enough to fix this. -- 14:22, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Does anyone else's snowman suddenly look different? Like, his hat is on the right now, instead of roughly in the center? Or did my font just do something weird? --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 05:56, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

It depends which font you're using. Any which can display ☃ are automatically awesome, no matter the form they choose to represent ☃. 17:46, 17 May 2007 (UTC)

Best article ever[edit]

Feature it right now! --General Insineratehymn 17:13, 19 May 2007 (UTC)

YES!!!!!!!! I Agree!!!!! :Þ Fizzle!! Wyatt915 21:30, 13 July 2008 (UTC)

omg help[edit]

This used to be a chubby, jolly snowman on this computer, but now it's some kind of question mark. WHY?! Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 02:29, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Do you have the right fonts installed? It should be fine if you're using windows and/or have the Arial Unicode MS font installed, not sure about anything else. Spang talk 03:58, 22 May 2007
No, see, it was working fine a while ago, and the title displays it normally, but the actual article doesn't work. Lemme bugger around with my preferences a bit. Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 03:59, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
How long ago? Is there a version in the history that still works? It was changed so it works with IE a while ago, and that involved specifically telling it to use Arial Unicode MS, so if your computer doesn't have that it might stop finding the right font itself and just not display it. Spang talk 04:06, 22 May 2007
That would be it, then. Link to dl-able version plz? Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 04:12, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
Better, go here and let me know which of your fonts can display it. Just scroll down the list till you see a snowman instead of a square/question mark. Spang talk 04:33, 22 May 2007
Never mind, now there's a bunch of them and it works now. Glory day! Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 23:50, 22 May 2007 (UTC)

Merry Christmas[edit]


I created screenshot image of the snowman and uploaded it so everyone can see him. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 11:35, 28 September 2007 (UTC)

Snowman again!

But wait! Depending on your font, he can also look like this! Spang talk 11:45, 28 Sep 2007

Snowman on the Mac, what a sad sap of snowy balls.

It gets better! If you use a Mac, the snowman looks like this! Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 21:35, 23 November 2007 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia's best article regardless. --UtarEmpire 07:38, 29 September 2007 (UTC)
The Mac snowman looks quite sad. :( Spang talk 01:57, 24 Nov 2007
I have a Mac, and it doesn't look like the one pictured for Macs. - Amy Rose 19:47, 24 December 2008 (UTC)
And oddly Turkish. That's what happens when you use a Mac. Feature this for Christmas! --UtarEmpire 03:24, 24 November 2007 (UTC)
Finally, you can hit the edit button thanks to the sitenotice.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 03:31 Nov 24, 2007
Why would anyone need to edit it?! Spang talk 23:51, 24 Nov 2007
Snowman again again!
And another one! There's a whole family here! Spang talk 16:37, 13 Dec 2007
IT NEVER ENDS! Ж Kalir, Crazy Indie Gamer (missile ponies for everyone!) 19:23, 12 January 2008 (UTC)

Nominated for front page[edit]

As per the request of this page, I have nominated this beauty for the front page. Please, marshel the bear army and lets get it there! =D Javascap 18:03, 28 January 2008 (UTC)

Love it! It's got my vote! --YeOldeLuke 02:12, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
SNOWMAN ☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃☃1☃11☃☃snowman☃☃ --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 09:18, 13 April 2008 (UTC)


Shit! I can't see the snowman!! --Anonymous

Christmas 2008 Feature[edit]

Can we PLEASE get ☃ on the front page this Christmas?! - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 05:41, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

For -RAHB 05:42, 20 December 2008 (UTC)

Symbol for vote.svg YES. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:53, Dec 20

YES! VICTORY IS MINE! is RAHB's and TheLedBalloon's. :) - Rougethebat.gifAdmiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate SonicLivesPicture.png 05:13, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

NO wait... yes. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 05:30, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Hey, look at that.[edit]

Euroipods is no longer the least funny FA. It's a Christmas miracle. talk 21:05, 24 December 2008 (UTC)

Uncyclopedia features an article without strictly adhering to the UN:VFH process? IT'S THE END OF DEMOCRACY AS WE KNOW IT!!!☃1 -- 16:08, 25 December 2008 (UTC)
Democracy is rubbish anyway. Everyone knows it! Spang talk 18:07, 25 Dec 2008

im dying[edit]


i like this Better

Sir Sockpuppet Of An Unregistered UserSexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg 21:39, 17 March 2009 (UTC)

Please put a feature template up already[edit]

What impresses me is not it's shear artsyness, but that nobody hung up the featured template yet. Do it. Now. Also, ☃. --I like pie mmm (Spam me/Spam doesn't taste as good as pie)

X Block
The universe is thanking you.

01:45, 16 July 2009 (UTC)

Doesn't need one. Snowman is too good for a mere featured template. Spang talk 00:31, 17 Jul 2009
Make one with a snowman, like on AAAAAAA!. Something like that, that identifies it as featured... and yet, something greater. :) --I like pie mmm (Spam me/Spam doesn't taste as good as pie) X Block
The universe is thanking you. What, are you not administrator? Then you must DIE. And this will remain, indefinetely, on the screen, taunting you, until you die And/or leave.
04:26, 20 July 2009 (UTC)

Portuguese "translation"[edit]


Put on that!


Franklin Kerber 15:34, January 29, 2010 (UTC)


Hows about picking a symbol and including it in loads of articles. Could be like an easter egg thing. And hopefully have people thinking it's a conspiracy :D

User:Dejinx - I do not write clever things in my sig. 06:05, January 31, 2010 (UTC)

Well, that would require users to actually go around putting said symbol in the articles, which I'm sure we're to lazy in general to do. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 07:47, 31 January 2010 (UTC)