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Whoever believes in astrology might as well believe in fairies, mermaids, dwarves, space aliens and organized religion. They are NUTS! Did you know President Reagan had consulted an astrologer? Yeah, it was the trend in Hollywood of the 1960's for this actor-turned-governor-turned president-turned antichrist, he made horoscopes a part of presidential life. For someone with the case of Alzheimer's, his fortune guided him to the white house. + 12:08, December 30, 2011 (UTC)

You must be a Taurus, Virgo, or Capricorn. How did I know?

I don't know. I think the sun was in Capricorn/Aquarius, but the sidereal tropical system said I was Sagittarius or Capricorn. The moon was in Leo/Virgo and Aries or Taurus rising.

You better watch out with people born on cusp dates or in between zodiac signs, but astrology is fake and not real, and constellations are artificial imaginary things we've made up.

We all heard of Jesus Christ 2000 years ago and he's supposedly coming back. I think another man with first name 5 letters long and last name 6 letters long born in the late 19th, ruled in the middle of the 20th, and remains popular among some social circles in the early 21st century...was destined for global power. Talk about coincidence or conspiracy? 12:08, December 30, 2011 (UTC)