So you're reading this 'coz you've got a baby and don't know what to do with it. Perhaps you should have used a contraceptive.
The Baby Kissing section had me in stitches 188.8.131.52 10:16, 4 September 2006 (UTC)
- Ouch... ow, that hurts, doesn't it? - Dran the Third 18:25, 14 July 2007 (UTC)
This is the thing I wrote in the subject/headline place
I looked at the pregnancy thing, and that's the first time I've seen the word f**k written partially but not entirely on Uncyclopedia. Okay, so that makes two times.
"In Soviet Russia, baby rape you!!" HaHa Ha ha LOL! 8D