Talk:Black Metal

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That picture of Dani Filth is hilarious-\/\/úFf~BÃ|2K8ìtë 22:27, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

making fun of black metal is the easiest thing in the world and you guys still fuck it up dont get the

i dont get the whole point of the article. How can you even commment on anything when you dont know the basic meaning of what it is about.

1. THe guitar riffs in some of the black metal music are the toughest. Even if they are really simply...playing it at arnd 200bpm is no childs play.

id say when you dont know music....shut the fuck up

Nice one. Although it's too true, because this is actually what Black Metal sounds like to a one, which does not listen to metal at all, i can't tell from own experience, as i'm listening to this genre, but iv'e given a few people to hear, and yeah they said they can't figure out where's the music. And those who get offended of it, for the love of god, this is not serious you know, so what's the point of taking it seriously?

This is a very true article, because the truth about black metal is pretty fucking funny.

Ok im a black metal fan. you other black metaller's need to understand that this is not real sure some opinions are true but lighten up -Malacath

This article sucks.[edit]

I'm going to plan a rewrite. 09:05, 11 September 2008 (UTC)

I think this article comedically suffers from some real hate-on going for Black Metal by some of the writers. Love BM or hate it, I think simply pointing out how pathetic it is doesn't do much for an interesting read. A good example is the black metal is krap section. That sound more like an opinion than random comedy worth reading. The sections like that should be re-written/revised, methinks. What say you all? The preceding unsigned comment was added by The Wizaard (talk • contribs)

Go for it. I'd love to see this article get good, and an original take would be fantastic. There always seems to be two kinds of BM jokes. 1) Black Metal is so ridiculous, and it sucks, or 2) Black Metal is cute. Varg is cute. Dead is cute. Fenriz is cute. Everyone is cute but Euronymous. And I've already flooded enough Uncyclopedia articles with the second. --monika 00:25, 6 February 2009 (UTC)

This article does need re-writing. In the meantime I have changed the link on Fenriz (originally to a dark throne page) to the Fenriz page what I done writted, if you disagree and wish to change it back, feel free to. Buddhafella 17:22, May 30, 2010 (UTC)

I've written an entry for White Metal (unBlack Metal) so I'll add a link from this page shortly. 18:06, May 31, 2010 (UTC)