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Why is this article protected? It's good, but it's not THAT good. --Uncyclodeus 14:36, February 24, 2011 (UTC)

Because the author is banned but keeps coming back as sockpuppets, getting caught, and getting banned again. He seems to gravitate towards this page, so we have set up one of those squirrel traps and catch him every time. Aleister 3:02 24-2-'11
FYI, Gomphog hasn't contributed a single word to this page. Cowriting is a bitch, as are noobs. --Matfen 21:12, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
He told me on livejournal that he lacked the confidence and thought his articles would have been deleted or "beaten to death with a dildo" by ChiefJusticeDS or a "used tampon of an admin" in his own words. --Uncyclodeus 22:26, February 24, 2011 (UTC)
'Tis true. Aleister 22:28 24-2-'11
He's much happier on ?pedia. He is a talented writer but his articles are made up of humourous but seamlessly pointless notations about "cockslapping midgets", dildos, Bob, and other such Gomphoggotry. --Uncyclodeus 12:17, February 25, 2011 (UTC)