Talk:Buddha

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buddha owns but seriously why did he die... was god jealous or somethin?

    • Because it is the only way to help Albert Einstein to prove his theory on matters. ;)

god thought " oooohhhh look at me im soooooooo great..." haha... but he really needs a mental check up!

any thoughts please add =D Gods pissed 12:51, 2 May 2007 (UTC) I got a thought, stop making fun of my religion. God doesn't a mental check up.

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