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“The cake is a lie, bitch!”

~ Seto Kaiba on cake

Looking at this article, I've probably missed most of the joke. If there ever is one. I think it should, and could be improved upon. Just takes time, effort and ideas. And getting rid of the lists... *sigh* User:Luvvy/sig2 12:13, 21 Apr

I've got a question for you. Answer with 1 or 2:

1. I am blind.
2. I didn't play Portal.
3. Cake.[this is a lie]

^ Uncyclopedia stamp is lacking. Wall of unfunny Text sighted. Awaiting orders ma'am. *beep*


“I though cake involved treachery?”

~ Merlin on the lack of cake in the article about cake

Agreed. This article is missing something vital. There's a word for that, but I cannot remember it well; wit? Na, that's not it. Chuck Norris jokes? No, that's too tacky. It's more in the lines of.. and of..


Aha! THAT is what wrong with this article! We should help this poor article out. Why not add random yet funny jokes about cake?

Like: Lezard Valeth got killed because of cake. Armoured cake. Or: L kicked it because of his passion for cake, not because of divine intervention. Light Yagami is innocent in this case. And how about: Sorry Mario, but your cake is in another galaxy.

And yes; remove the pointless lists. KILL THE BASTARD >:D

P.S: And let us edit for Dante's sake.

“The Cake isn't a lie. I swear, just follow me and I'll show you. Right in this dark glowing red room right over...”

~ GLaDOS to Oscar Wilde on The Cake.

Glados online.

Theeeeeere realllly waaaaaaaas a caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaake. Cake, and grief counseling will be available at the conclusion of this test. Can I be in the article now? Cake-cake-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca-ca (static)

“I am being serious now. This article is not funny in the least. Restore my recipe and make it more funny or I will kill you.”

~ GLaDOS on This article

Seriously, why were those references removed for this unfunny piece of crap? Salutations. Racecarlock.

I am extremely disappointed in the lack of portal references in this article. Son, I am disappoint.

If there were Portal references in this article, I'd really want them to be subtle. Uncyclopedia isn't a dumping ground for three-year-old Internet memes. talk 23:24, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
Hey Hyperbole, did you know that... THE CAKE IS A LIE!!? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY 23:27, 10 March 2011
*headdesk* talk 23:28, March 10, 2011 (UTC)
By the way, I stepped this down to semi-protection, because, honestly, it's not that hilarious right now. talk 23:28, March 10, 2011 (UTC)