Talk:Cannibalism

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Just in case Celebrity Roast isn't tasteless enough. ~ User:Todd Lyons/sig 14:49, 10 March 2006 (UTC)

Heheheh, that's horrible. Well done. --User:Keitei/newsig 16:13, 23 March 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. I've been trying to tap into my dark side recently. Seems like some people find my more negative articles particularly amusing. :) ~ User:Todd Lyons/sig 18:55, 24 March 2006 (UTC)

Is this topic even suitable for the front page, regardless of how well deveopled it is? Or is it too gory a concept? ~ T. (talk) 14:29, 10 May 2006 (UTC)

I sense a theme developing here. I do like the interview slant on the article though... -- User:Mhaille/sig
You're right. I DO like this one...--User:Bradaphraser/sig 04:49, 29 October 2006 (UTC)

I'm thinking of removing the trivia/joke section at the end (added by someone else) because (IMO) it detracts from the article's structure as an interview. Any opinions? ~ User:Todd Lyons/sig 14:10, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Well, I sort of laughed at the trivia, but I don't think that section necessarily fits in with the overall tone of the article as is. If it were expanded, it could be a different matter. Dunno. I would like to see a stronger allusion to the interviewee 'having the interviewer for lunch' at the end of the interview, dunno if that's too cliched for peoples tastes. On the whole, I like it, particularly the Homer Simpson quote. -- Hindleyite 17:30, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

I believe the joke section would work better as a sub-page than in the article itself, as it clashes with the tone.--User:Bradaphraser/sig 18:46, 30 October 2006 (UTC)

Thanks for the feedback. I scrapped the "trivia" and extended the interview a bit. Can't tell if it's funny or just plain creepy. ~ User:Todd Lyons/sig 05:44, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
I like it. It is morbidly funny. Perhaps insert a reference to Armin Meiwes if you want to add more oddity - like you can enjoy eating parts of yourself or something. -- User:No, yuo/sig 10:57, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
Actually, I already referenced him in the caption under the "Leg of Man" recipe:
For this and other easy recipies from Chef Armin Meiwes, send $19.95 to "Cooking With One Book Offer," P.O. Box 42516, Washington, DC 20015
The address BTW is PETA Headquarters. :) ~ User:Todd Lyons/sig 17:02, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
Heh, I like it. -- Hindleyite 17:18, 31 October 2006 (UTC)
Damn my unobservant eyes. Brilliant. --User:No, yuo/sig 08:06, 1 November 2006 (UTC)
Thanks. Looks like a rough ride on VFH though. ~ User:Todd Lyons/sig 09:28, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

I'd like to thank everyone for the helpful advice. I'd mark this one "finished" but I'm open to doing additional work on it, and of course, you're free to make any tweaks you'd like. Cheers. (and thanks for the quick vote of confidence, Hindleyite :) ~ User:Todd Lyons/sig 17:48, 31 October 2006 (UTC)

If anyone wants to revice the joke section, here is an old cannibal joke. Q: How is a cannibal baby born ? A: They eat away the mother from around it! --di Mario 14:12, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

  • <sigh> Well, I'm bummed that it didn't make VFH. I wrote this article because it kept getting created and deleted over and over again. It was either 'write something decent' or 'CVP'. I'm still very pleased with how it turned out, and am especially grateful for the comments that helped me to expand it. ~ User:Todd Lyons/sig 23:49, 5 November 2006 (UTC)

Woah[edit]

Tasty article, there Mr. Lyons. I'm totally convinced... ;) User:Nameable/sig 13:52, 27 June 2009 (UTC)