Talk:Cillit Bang

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I became addicted to Cillit Bang in 1986 and currently consume 2 bottles a day. I have only had children so that they can go out and buy me some. 'Doctor! My Eyes!'

help[edit]

i'm a workaholic cleaner and I consume 7 bottles a day?

am i a cillitaholic?

this guy[edit]

"His best friend is the guy From The E Sure adverts, whose name is not known."
-Michael Winner?

Inventor?[edit]

There seems to be a disagreement as to if Hitler or Christopher Reeve invented this beverage