Talk:Coke

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Propaganda Section[edit]

There is something very scary about the propaganda section I added, the slogans are not made up, the only thing that was changed was that Coca-Cola was changed to Coke, Did I mention the fact that the 2006 slogan is untouched?

Huh?[edit]

Why doesn't Pepsi get its own article? Why redirect to Coke? --Andorin Kato 05:40, 21 May 2007 (UTC)

Rewrite request[edit]

Can you rewrite it so I can add a joke?--Dummmmmmy 22:23, 31 October 2007 (UTC)

What the hell?[edit]

What the hell?

Why remove a load of added ingredients to the "stupid list", just because they're "IP edits"??

That's what it is. It's a stupid list. It's meant to be like that! It's funny stuff. Get over it.

Because lists are never funny. Ever. Get over it. You're an IP, so you have no real rights of any kind here. But I don't feel like getting into a big edit war or anything over an article that I've been meaning to VFD anyways. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 23:02 Feb 25)
Slightly harsh to say that IP users have "no rights", but I thank you for the little push to do what I have meant to do for ages, and create an account. Personally, the whole article (and especially much of the list) had me in stitches before I made any edits. Ypsilon.
Cool, go ahead and start by reading HTBFANJS and you'll see why lists are discouraged. Also, please sign your posts correctly. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 00:31 Feb 26)