This guff was off the top of my head: anyone thinking it funny?
The Nine Billion Names Of Sheep
Cornish liturgy has traditionally centered on paeans to sheep. It has long been rumoured that when the cataloguing of every sheep's name is complete, the Universe will have achieved its goal and will thus cease to exist. The Knights Templar have so far been sucessful in stemming the tide of Cornwall/sheep intmacy, but it may soon be necessary to reinstitute the draft to shore up defenses of such unnatural activity if humanity is to stand any chance to survive the revolution.