Talk:Doctor Doom

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Any similarities between Doctor Doom and Dr Harold Shipman, the worlds most prolific serial killer are purely coincidental. - Mhaille 20:04, 17 Sept 2005 (UTC)

Modified Origins & Background section for consistency with "Origins of Chivalry" Article. --Maggie 08:00, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

Wait a fucking minute![edit]

So Doctor Doom is both a Scientologist AND he killed one Tom Cruise? Come on, man! Now when I was a young boy living on L. Ron Hubbard's yacht, he told me (in between bouts of pederasty) that Scientologists can only be murdered (he called it processing) by another Scientologist with a higher thetan level. Therefore, I demand that the author(s) of this article provide us with Dr. Doom's thetan level, though the notion that it could be higher than that of Tom Cruise is preposterous. May we all bask in HIS radiant benevolence! For a thousand years it will be so!--WiWiJumbo 03:17, March 25, 2010 (UTC)

While Tom Cruse is OT9, Dr. Doom's OT level goes all the way to OT11, none higher. Ask Spinal Tap why sometime if you are confused. L. Ron Hubbard's OT level is only OT10 so Dr. Doom killed him as well using one of his famous Doomsday machines and time travel using his "Doom Lock" technology to prevent alternative time lines and making sure they stay dead. Tom Cruse was then replaced with a Doombat that was made to look like Tom Cruse but is 100% loyal to Dr. Doom and nobody noticed the difference because Dr. Doom is that sort of evil genius who does that stuff. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:21, March 25, 2010 (UTC)
Okay, good. My world makes sense again.--WiWiJumbo 04:54, March 25, 2010 (UTC)