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"France is secretly the 51st state of the US"? No, no, no, you're thinking of Alberta... --Carlb 20:22, 3 May 2005 (EDT)

tss tss tss[edit]

  • If you don't like french people, it's your problem. you should just do one thing : come to their country, meet them. Then you should make your own opinion on them.

-In fact, i dont like them so HA HA this article is great you dirty french! - It's mutual, man and since many centuries ! Your wifes have pig noses and pink skin which explain why you prefer men our are mixed the beautiful. We let you them. Just one good humor : this of Monty Python.

  • Another thing : Compare the French page on English, it is short. It is the proof that francais not interessent not has you. On the other hand your page is long, it is typical. You have to be bored on your ile for ecrire so much on francais while we ignore you, cest really, we mess some red-haired persons(red) arrived on an ile who are jealous of the whole world. You think that frenchies don't know international language but they are better, how much in your island knows spanish, english, french ? In France, at 18 all studient can be understood in this language. You talk just one : english, very good !!! ^^ Post-scriptum : the french words in this text are voluntarily deposited. ;)

Main activities of the French[edit]

I do not agree with the part "Striking because it's Tuesday". We also strike on Thursdays.

They cover everything in gastronomic sauces to disguise the rancid and rotting tastes of their food.

I love kkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit]

??? - "The french don't have a word for entrepreneur" - George W. Bush

Just for Bush, "entrepreneur" is a french word... English words finish by "er" like "loser", an by "or" like "gouvernator". "eur" is a tipically French end of word, and entrepreneur is entrepreneur in french. This quotation of Bush is very fun for French, it's so stupid :)

Actually, the french word literally means 'one who undertakes', not nessecarily the same as the english word. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 08:21, 27 May 2006 (UTC)
Maybe you're right, Bush is an undertaker ;) (it has 2 meaning I think lol). Do you really think that there is no equivalent is french ? entreprenant, décideur, homme d'action, tête de con, Napoléon (lol)... Anyway, I red that he didn't said that : [[1]] . But I just want to say that there is many french words in english, and that's not because french are losers... If there are so many french words it's because of William the Bastard, a French who conquered England. Anyway the page is funny, but I think there is maybe too much francophobia. True facts or fun on the truth are often funniest than propaganda.
But Will wasn't French, he was actually part-Norse. If he was French then he wouldn't've conquored England, would he? And besides, the article (as the rest of Uncyc) is a parody, therefore most quotations can be assumed false. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 13:28, 12 June 2006 (UTC)

"If he was French then he wouldn't've conquored England, would he?" The Normans from France took over from the Saxons and formed Britain.--Deerwalk 05:34, 7 April 2007 (UTC)

Never forget that english is only came of old french : "English, it is never that from badly pronounced french" - G.Clémenceau Like says Ghelae, that's stupid, entrepreneur is a french word like many many english words. And please stop to think that you saved France in WW2, in Dunkerque my grand-father risked his life to save the English soldiers. Propose you to read again the History like when you talk about french navy, that's ridiculous, that's finished, you're not actually the best navy in the world, France isn't too. But generally, this page is a good humoristic page. You can come to see what we say to you in the french Uncyclopedia ;) 07:42, February 19, 2012 (UTC)

ad. domestic life[edit]

i suggest adding "slaughtering hugenots" as additional hobby.

Add it then, don't force others to do what your lazy ass can do yourself. Sign your posts BTW --GAMESPOT=666 04:08, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Why not but listen the etymology of the word "huguenot", humor is very good for all but if you don't know what about you talk, that's without interest. You can talk about "Chouans" or "Cottereaux" if you want to be just, that's just an idea. 07:49, February 19, 2012 (UTC)


If we're going with the stereotypes here, shouldn't then answer to "How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?" be "No one knows, it's never happened." or something along those lines? Just a thought. :) --Jeir 15:28, 27 April 2007 (UTC) I agree with you ! And why 268,000 soldiers ? (I'm french ^_^)

How about the siege of Paris in 1870-1871??? It is one of the epic episodes of the franco-prussian war though. 400.000 soldiers approximately. =)

HA HA HA[edit]

That was so Fun!!!And i'm french!!No really that's fuckin not Ironical!!!! --The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

"How to become French" not funny[edit]

"How to become French" isn't really funny, and either pretty obvious or random. -- 19:41, 3 February 2008 (UTC)

Okay. You don't need anyone's permission to fix it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUNWotMRotMAotMVFHSKPEEINGHPBFF (@ 19:47 3 Feb, 2008)

I have taken parts of this out that weren't funny just offensive, funny and offensive is fine but just offensive isn't the point of this site. I have also cleared up a lot of spelling and grammar mistakes. Also as far as I am aware the letters "ëïü" do not appear in the language so have taken them out. --Staringelf 23:27, 14 August 2008 (UTC)

ë and ï do exist in French. ü is rather used in German.

Ok.. most of this isn't that funny[edit]

Compared to the German ones for example. How many different lists can we have; how to be french, how not to be french, french facts, things about the french- it's so boring, anyone mind me deleting them all?

An inocent reader[edit]

That pic takes some loling to put together well in!

FRENCH SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![edit]

nice beaches though.

An innocent reader[edit]

Is it just me or is it only French people who actually read this article? for them... but funny. yeah?


snails are good for you.Scarabix 3d 13:43, 21 August 2009 (UTC)


As a Frenchman, I think this article deserves an award for its comprehensive view of the French customs. I do love snails and surrendering, even though all french people don't, they prefer thinking they actually invented the metric system, cooking, and gave the USA the Statue of Liberty... If you look closely at our national history and compare with what we are today, we can only conclude the same way this article does: I'd like you to read the french articles of the uncyclopedia on the Western fatties and the gay tea drinkers, they're as much interesting and true.

"we're just fucking faggots and we love it."? Speak for yourself.


I am french too, and I liked this article. Sorry, but french like ironica... I think that, sometimes, you exaggerate, but we do too when we talk about, you, you rosbeefs and overweights people...


I must be french as well... Or am I a british subject put in france by aliens ? Perhaps. Anyway, is anyone able to edit this hilarious article about frogs, I propose this (french) joke for the beginning, you know, quotations : "God created heaven on Earth : France. Then he thought back and made up french people"

Hey mate, your post smells the old joke known by anyone. But you miss the end : " and after created a nice country like France, god was tired and before sleep, he spat in the sea and created England. Rhhhaaa pffouah ! A frog.