Talk:Fuck

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Probably the closest to actual fact that Uncyclopedia is allowed to get.--Vercalos 02:18, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)

Fun fuckin' page. Alot like fuckin' Shit tho'...needs...sumpin. Any-fucking-body know fuckin' why two of the three most fuckin' BASIC biological fuckin' functions are so fuckin' vulgar as to be fuckin' profane, yet these fuckin' pages languish in abject fuckin' ambivalence? What the fuck is the fuckin' world fuckin' coming to? Oh well...fckn'FUCK it.

One of the worst pages on UP. Do you know how many times I laughed reading this? ZERO

Editited[edit]

Edited first paragraph to be funny and not just stupid.

Thanks.

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I enjoyed those Bat Fuck insane quotes down by the bottom. They're fucking hiarios

"That's not a real fucking gun~John Lennon" Abso-fucking-lutely funny.--Witt E, 06:14, 1 May 2006 (UTC)

LOL LINUX NERDZ JOKE! ^ you forgot pre tagz on ur ascii lolz

This article needs the line from Boondock Saints somewhere.

Rocco: Fucking... What the fuck. Who the fuck fucked this fucking... How did you two fucking fucks... [shouts]

Rocco: fuck!

Connor: Well, that certainly illustrates the diversity of the word.


fucking hilarious quotes! good job fuckface!

Filtering the chaffe[edit]

Just looking at this... I'm of the opinion that the article has grown to be unwieldy... and needs shortening.

I nominate the following portions to be killed off: (please wait, Uploading list)

notice the picture of the fat kid with the 'fuck' t-shirt which I added, if somebody wants to do a spinoff with that it should be pretty easy. And maybe you can get it to say 'he gets more pussy than you', i cant seem to get a caption on there. --The anarch 07:22, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

why do they "sensor"?[edit]

why do they sensor?it is so easy to un-sensor it. seriously

===== Fuck? ===========[edit]

To be honest with you I would much rather eat cake

Random Guy[edit]

Eh, 3 stars outta 10.

“Verily, your mother was at least a 4-star fuck.”

Fucking street sign.png=The best image in Uncyclopedia, good job...ahahaha!!!--bored9 16:48, 6 April 2009 (UTC)

Why Fuck is a bad word[edit]

Fact: For a Celtic pagan deity "Puce", was believed to be evil.

False: To say fuck is like to "curse" someone and that's not nice.

Fact: After the Black Plague struck Europe (esp. England), it's from the initials For Under Command of the King, to encourage inhabitants to repopulate the island...you know what that is?

False: Children supposedly never heard of the word, but you know how grade school boys are. Adults are afraid of children learning the word, and tries to never use the word either. Yeah right, FUCK grownups.

Fact: Fuck is not enlisted in the Webster's English dictionary.

False: Fuck is NEVER uttered on national TV (usually after 10PM). + 71.102.2.206 04:30, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Fact: Fuck does not stand for, "For unlawful carnal knowledge." It stands for "FORCED unlawful carnal knowledge," in other terms, rape.

Fact: NEVER EVER EVER say fuck to Chuck Norris or captain falcon