Talk:George Dubya Bush

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Bush's slinky image[edit]

Dubya's greatest achievement.

Here you go! This is an image of Bush and his slinky from family guy. Should we have this in the article?--Dorkadorkreece 00:10, January 19, 2011 (UTC)

War on Shoes[edit]

If someone has a good idea for a section based on the Shoe Attack, Bush is likely to declare War on Shoes as a last battle in his government.

Oscar Wilde quote[edit]

I tought it would be funny to add the following quote:

Oscar Wilde on George Dubya Bush: "Why was I born with such contemporaries?"

(By the way: That is an actual quote from Oscar Wilde.)

Adding an image[edit]

Yeah could somebody add this image/image code?

A book Dubya greatly relied on in his youth.

[[Image:ReadingForRetards.jpg|thumb|210px|A book Dubya greatly relied on in his youth.]]

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   If someone could get one of the frames when Bush got
   the slinky to go down the stairs in Family Guy and put
   it under (greatest) acheivements that'd be great.
     -I just added the image code of the 
     book to the article. Hope it's alright. 
     --Dorkadorkreece 23:14, January 18, 2011 (UTC)

spelling[edit]

Might consider spelling "slogon" correctly as "slogan". I'd edit it if I could.. :P

 No.

Haha[edit]

I love the infobox pic when I was coming here I was hoping that one would be in here. Lol. Quadzilla99 22:14, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Proposed merger[edit]

Don't merge as this one out and out lambasts him and the other one is more kind to him the editors over there continually reverted the ultra negative stuff so people were forced to create this one. Quadzilla99 01:08, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

You've actually got it backwards. This was the original, and people were adding so much unoriginal crap to it that the other one was created to be something original AND funny about Bush.--<<http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/f/f1/Bradmonogram.png>> 16:40, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

Hmmm, merge a featured article into something pathetic like George Bush...No We all LOVE George Bush ! GSPbeetle complains Vandalisms 13:12, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

We shouldn't merge it. Both articles are satirical in their own way, and merging them would destroy both satires. SteveSims 05:27, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

WHY WAS IT MERGED!?198.189.133.2 17:12, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

So, the liberals are truely so full of hatred that they insist on having their own hate article on him because the other one that is actually funny isn't good enough?

dumb and out of context[edit]

What do you mean that bush will be succeeded by "another dumbass"? Any democrat President before and after Bush (except perhaps sex-happy, i mean Bill, Clinton)can't be any better. If you have a problem with the current president and the future presidents,which I might add haven't even been chosen for running yet, you don't deserve to live in this country.

No Sir, You dont deserve to live in 'THIS COUNTRY'. You obviously hate freedom of speech. The creator is expressing his politics and because of this want him to LEAVE the country! For shame!--☭Mr.Huffy☭ 10:23, 13 April 2007 (UTC)
Why can't I? Hell if I voted for him.
The long lost, believed to be eternally forgotten secret of politics is that:

You have three paths.

Going to the left results in being eaten by a grue.

Going to the right results in being turned into a grue, then eaten by a grue slayer.

Going down the middle path results in a realization that there is, in fact, no middle path.

Simply put, either way you are royally fucked up the ass. The Man Of Led 22:38, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

No one should get angry because none of this is serious. Seriousness is only for wikipedia. The key is to make anyone whos sees this,laugh their asses off. note:DONT FORGET! GEORGE W BUSH =CHIMPY MCFLIGHTSUIT (As seen on urban dictionary.com)(add this if you think it's funny,and insert the information somewhere in George W. Bush or George Dubya Bush or make a new section called "Chimpy McFlightsuit)

+++George W Bush and Darwinism+++[edit]

Could you please correct this. I couldn't find an ape that could make a face as stupid as this.

The Dog Anal Probe[edit]

Funny, but a bit too vulgar even for uncyclopedia, In my opinion.

Nah.......it seems alright

What's with Bushy Boy kissing those Saudi Arabian dudes? Then I see him hugging Mexico president Vicente Fox. I know that Bush is a man's man, a hero of the umph-degree, an inspiration to all and savior of the free world but, criminy, what's with all taht man-to-man contact. Not that there's anything wrong with that, yah' know. It's just that inquiring minds want to know...... is he a top or a bottom?

I'm betting bottom.

I've adopted a new George Dubya Bush userbox[edit]

Simply put {{User Bush Monkey}} on your user page if you want to show your support to Darwin, me, and the Anti-George Bush guys. --Sir Manforman CUN.png 22:08, 16 June 2007 (UTC)

  • Check out the 2nd link in my sig above, only if you hate George Bush.--Sir Manforman CUN.png 12:16, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

Vatican[edit]

Im not going to add this myself but... mabye for the laughs... Dubya has a convicted record of supplying fraudulent condoms to the vatican state? In reply, he started 'But, they asked about the condemned, so i thought i could help' -would need a bit of tuning to enter the article which i dont have time to bother doing. --213.202.133.96 00:03, 14 November 2007 (UTC)

Featured? Nice.[edit]

One of the best articles here. Deserves being featured. Like the article, hate the guy though. But don't all of us?--Spartaaa!!! 21:58, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Grammar correction.[edit]

The line

  • "He previously served as the forty-sixth Governor of Hickville from 1995 to 2000, and is the eldest son of former United States president George H. W. Bush, from who he got his platinum spoon."

should, of course, be

  • He previously served as the forty-sixth Governor of Hickville from 1995 to 2000, and is the eldest son of former United States president George H. W. Bush, from whom he got his platinum spoon.

I am appalled at the unprofessionalism of this error, which only places your work in stark contrast with the expert reference that is the Encyclopædia Britannica. Hang your heads in shame, for how can you look another man in the eye after what you have done? 97.112.0.192 02:28, 1 April 2008 (UTC)

Dude, This is President Bushes article. I think it would actually be more realistic to keep the Grammer error around.

Ideas[edit]

"Bush basically cheated his way through college After that, Bush worked in his family's shit business. The logo said "Fresh Shit: We made it ourselves". He tried to run for the House of Representatives, but his dad wasn't the president yet and his skills on their own definitely didn't help him, so he lost."

"George “Generalissimus Dickimus” Dubya Bush (born July 6, 1946) is the forty-third and final president of the Totalitarian American Empire. Bush was "elected" in a close election against challenger Al Gore in the 2000 Presidential Rip-off, and then re-elected by stupid voters in 2004. He previously served as the forty-sixth Governor of Dickville from 1995 to 2000, and is the eldest son of former United States president George H. W. Bush, from who he got his platinum condom.

George, or Georgie as called by people close to him, is a member of the Republican Party, also known as the Screw The Peasants Party. He is known for his crappy style of politics, such as aiming a stream of urine at his opponents, and screeching while fucking them. His working day consists of finger-fucking and pasting dried up shit on official government documents (something Dick Cheney has repeatedly told him is a “no-no”). He hates non-alcoholic beer and sugar-free frozen treats, and spends most of his time up his own ass, taking 30 naps a day and posing for photos where he pretends to be clearing brush. He is also one of the people sought after by the Killer Sheep for revenge.

In his rare public appearances he is assisted by Dick Cheney, who conceals himself under a podium so he can stick his hand up Bush's ass and use him as a ventriloquist's dummy. This makes it much easier for poor lil' Georgie, who just isn't made for difficult presidential duties like "readin'" and "writin'" and "listenin' to them asshole congressmen and the public"."

Bush Scandal[edit]

Around 5 o'clock February 9th, The police captured some disturbing footage on the whitehouse camera. They saw George W. Bush and Dick Cheney with the camera that Bushes doctor used for the colonoscopy and took turns using it to masturbate up the ass. The footage was aired uncensored on The Today Show and Good Morning America and it looks like both Bush and Cheney could soon be out of office.

Quote from a smartass[edit]

"America is ruled by a Chainy Dick and a Bush called George."

That one[edit]

I changed decency to that one in the succession spot, lol. Any objections? If so, tough shit.:) ~Saberwolf116

You sir have a great career ahead of you as an Uncyclopedian. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 14:49, Nov 16

Put back the old quotes[edit]

Seriously, that was some funny shit.

Which ones? We try to keep it to 3 or less at the top or else it starts looking like a pile of crap... It's better to work the ideas of the other jokes into the rest of the article... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 19:59, Nov 27


Dude I thought the quote I had up there was funny... Washington95 23:58, 11 December 2008 (UTC)

dude, i thought this quote's quite funny...you edited it out... "jack bauer had a dinner reservation. so they made me president" GWB on Republican Party...what say? The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bias.singh (talk • contribs)

Jack Bauer= Overused Internet Meme = No Thanks. The quote's still one of the better ones though. --Matfen 09:43, June 9, 2010 (UTC)

clean up[edit]

I cleaned up the Article a bit, and put a "movie list" in it. I also downloaded a couple of "poster" pics I had on my computer. Theres tons of them out there. If anyone would like to add to the movie list, please do so, but be funny and not just stupid. thnxbai! -- ReddFighter Talk!| 21:49, 21 December 2008 (UTC)

Bushes symbol[edit]

Hey guys this should be Dubya's symbol. Its from a white separatist church by Matthew Hale. Hold on!

Old picture of Bush[edit]

Bush searching for Iraqian WMDs during playtime at the White House.

This NEEDS to be put back in the article!--Dorkadorkreece 19:31, December 24, 2011 (UTC)

"miserable failure"[edit]

the google thing under "For More Information" at the bottom doesn't work anymore, it just links to this article:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Google_bomb