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Can't have too many Gothic pics. --Repairman Jack 17:52, 28 Jun 2005 (UTC)

What's with the new picture? I thought the old one was a lot funnier. Doug 14:53, 19 Nov 2005 (UTC)

People need to stop messing with this page[edit]

Seriously nobody knows what real goth is. First of all you need to get rid of all the "emo" references, and Marilyn Manson references and shit because they aren't goth. -- 15:56, 24 June 2009 (UTC)Bauhaus1

This is uncyclopedia, where nothing is sacred, and nothing is serious. Its easier to poke fun at stereotypes than worry about "the real deal". If you can think up something funny about goths, go for it. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 23:28, 24 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah but it's funnier when you parody the real thing, especially for goths who often enjoy laughing at themselves. I'd ratehr mae jokes about real goth as opposed to mallcore crap like MM or metal like Ozzy. --Bauhaus1 17:01, 26 June 2009 (UTC)Bauhaus1

I suppose you could always joke about mallcore or metal being sub-types of goth. Or even emo or punk if you wanted. They may not be "true" sub-types, but then again, there's potential humor in opposites. Emo wasn't even around (unless you count EMF) when I was in high school but there were a few goths. Most non-goths don't recognize the difference though. Maybe you could make up a detailed (but not listy) description of goth vs emo, or goth vs "mallcore" if you can find a way to do so humorously. A table would work, just so it isn't a section of bulleted lists - those usually tend to get deleted after a matter of time, similarly to Russian Reversal quotes. Check out the article on Pyramid Head for a table that works. -- Simsilikesims(♀UN) Talk here. 18:52, 26 June 2009 (UTC)

Yeah that's true I suppose. I like who ever fixed the names to be more like the actual Gothic Tribe leaders. I think that it gives the article a better sense of one directed theme.--Bauhaus1 17:07, 1 August 2009 (UTC)bauhaus1

Thank you Bauhaus, for keeping with the ancient Germanic feel of the article. I think splicing the modern Goths with the old and created an almost anthropological page for this dead culture is far more amusing than just having a page of insults about the Modern Gaffik subculture, plus, I personally like to look at this article as a confused encyclopedia article from the far future where the lack of information has made the archivists conflate the real Goths with the new. Carl Gustav Junk 10:20, September 14, 2009 (UTC)


Haha this is funny, very nice (this page is not full with the contents that you are searching for GOTH TALK) Come on what do you expect its unclylopedia duh!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)


I'm a goth and I think it's such a bull shiet!!!! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

I think the whole article is hillarious. And us dignified and respectable goths with an actual sense of humor thank you guys for informing us on our proud and honorable history haha! --Skidwidget 01:07, 17 October 2009 (UTC)

Is It just you[edit]

or is it just me, or isnt the page on goths seem, well fucked up. I think they're mistaking goths for emo kids.

-lindsay The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

ZOMG :O[edit]

this article is not so much about goth, but more about depressed fantasy nerds wearing black, and trying to be cool by not smileying, and listening to metal. But well I still found it funny. =) --TaZaR 11:53, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

What the hell?[edit]

Acording to this article, (i fucking know its uncyclopedia, but they generaly state the truth but at the same time they try to insult as many people as posible), i am a freaking goth! Except for that wear black clothes, being depressed and listining to crapy music shit. So you just fucking watch it, whichever asshole who wrote this, or else i use my goth powers to sumon a demon from the blackest abyss with such a hellish visage that just to peer at its face leads to insanity, and then ill have it bite of your nuts =) The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

FUCK OFFDoNotWant - [talk]

This is parody, not real life. You should learn to take satire or seek psychological help (I suggest Analytical Psychology). Carl Gustav Junk 13:42, 22 March 2008 (UTC)


All that talk about bullshit and they nvr said any thing about 3/4 of them playing world of warcraft. But i guess that would fall under the def of Nerds or Gamers....Or adding 2 many dots at the end of a i guess that makes me a nerd but wait they could of said that a poser is someone that puts them in a genre of saying im goth or im emo...since we dont like to be put in a specific genre i nvr clam to be not emo niether or a nerd.....beside i go to the store dressed in black and people ask me if im goth and i tell them no im Mark....and they just look at me with a stupid look and ask whats that....and i tell them thats my name....and after that they look at me like im the one with issues....plz....i just told u i wasnt goth i was mark and u cant grasp the conscept of a a life...

other than that i loved this page it made me laugh.... The preceding unsigned comment was added by Damion110 (talk • contribs)


Cant grasp the concept of the english language.

Not funny one bit.[edit]

It didn't have anything to do with goths or gothic humor. "We wear black." Okay? I dress goth but I'm not. The page was just not that great. I'd rewrite it but I don't know where to start. Mightywayne 19:40, 12 June 2007 (UTC)


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Reply to: What the hell?[edit]

u freaking goths all suck, saying stupid shit like summoning demons and satan, u cant do SHIT, first of all im a marine, a REAL MARINE, so ill kick ur so called demon's ass back to hell with my MARINE abilities, not powers, abilities to kick ur fucking EMO ass to HELL as WELL, and im a christian, so whatever u had in mind just flew out the window and into HELL where u will soon be, being tortured by satan and ur so called demon for ETERNITY!!! P.S. get a life while u still can The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

From what I read here, saying you are a marine and you will kick someone's ass with your marine abilities really doesn't scare anyone... and you are a Christian, yet you are banishing people to Hell and saying a goth and an emo is exactly the same thing. I really don't know how someone of your mental capacity found your way to Uncyclopedia in the first place. In other words:


Thanks. DoNotWant - [talk]

Summoning demons? That's not a goth. That's a mental person. Or the anti-christ.The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

*Reads above* But Hell, it's fun! X3 --Scareth 22:22, 18 January 2008 (UTC)

A quote from Arcanaruto[edit]

"Hey let's pierce our dicks together to form one super dick. And then paint it black."

Reaction:That was one of the nastyest yet disturbingly funny and true and exaggerated statment I've ever seen.

Score: 8/10 the rest was crap but the quote...

Improvement/Advice:More funny!

-- 23:14, 19 August 2007 (UTC)Arcanaruto

A thought from me (dont read this part if u dont want to, !!!!("profused whinning")!!!!

[Gothics make the color black look bad, I hate gothics, Somebody needs to tie one up and take a shit on them}

Wee Wee Pissy Bird Crap (who loves to tickle goths like Random Guy's momma. ZING!)[edit]

Goths are a bunch of shit head crack heads that are always on acid mode and want to summon demons so that the demon will relevive them of their tiny balls. Big deal. --Random Guy 04:31, 9 September 2007 (UTC) Random Guy

And you, sir, are a stereotyping faggot who wishes they could summon demons, and also considers the size of someone's balls to be an indication of them being a goth, emo, chav or whatever. In other words, you're a chav. Which makes you and goths even, huh? In other words:

FUCK OFF DoNotWant - [talk]

goths are just emos that dont cut themselves and dont hate life[edit]

goths are just like emos except they dont cut themselves and dont hate life, but goths do hate other people, and i think while were paying attention to them dumbass emos who are a sub culture of the goths, the goths are shooting up schools and being the evil homo nazi punks they were in the 20's and 30's

--Wanka07 05:09, 1 November 2007 (UTC) I hate emos..... and goths to =)

Oh. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 05:15, 1 November 2007 (UTC)
Goths don't hate other people, they just like dark clothing, night, and almost anything to do with darkness. I had some goth friends about 20 years ago. Gees, I feel old. Simsilikesims 21:31, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

ok, wtf?[edit]

All right I'll admit right here that I'm goth but I can takes jokes. But this page was just sad, first off: WE'RE NOT FUCKING EMO!!! And instead of our leader being Marilyn Manson, how about Bauhaus? Add more about us hating conformists and us being the anti-christ! C'mon!

Some of those Gothic Language things were funny though, "My soul is blacker than the front row of a 'Lil Wayne concert." ha, that made me laugh. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Emohater (talk • contribs)

Does anyone know a good funny Bauhaus quote? Also, you could take the angle of how much you "love" conformists as a form of sarcastic humor. Simsilikesims 21:35, 19 August 2008 (UTC)


I kinda get the feeling that an illiterate Goth took Offense (shouldn't be on this website then) and made a pathetic attempt at "fixing it". I'm too lazy to do anything about it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Tarvu (talk • contribs)

I added the {{wikipedia}} template to the page to hopefully head off more vandalism of this type.Simsilikesims 21:37, 19 August 2008 (UTC)

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SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:02, 29 July 2008 (UTC)

I dispute that evidence of the existence of an attractive goth chick. That is quite clearly World of Warcraft this so-called "attractive goth chick" is playing, and everyone knows there are three kinds of people who don't play WoW: attractive people, goths, and chicks. The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

I'm a silly douche. What do I know? The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

--==Lameness== Eh this article could use some more references to s. I'm going to add a few methinks. I agree with Simsilikesims, I'm goth and I can do more than take a joke, I can make a joke at my own expense but cgay pornomeon let's put some actual goth into this. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Bauhaus1 (talk • contribs) DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS

Goths laugh at themselves nowadays? My god, how things have changed since the early 1980s...Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:10, 26 June 2009 (UTC)




Get Some Street Cred Dork[edit]

i contend that Goth's are retards in black. Typically Goths feel superior to the rest of us...although the rest of us know the truth and laugh at these WOW playing, wannabe rebels.

HOWEVER you are not as big of pussies as your Emo cousins. you guys are dorks but Emo's are a waste of human skin. Show us how badass you are and kick some Emo ass. We'd see you in a whole new light. As the proverb goes "the enemy of my enemy if my friend."