Talk:Heavy metal

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i hate heavy metals because when i come back from work i haave to hold them to stop my roof from collapsing

Whoever added "Preston loves the cock" is an asshole. If you're going to say somebody's gay, at least have some subtlety- it's funnier that way.

Trivia Game[edit]

Nice try, but I have ~12.2GBs of anime music versus a mere ~8GB of heavy metal.

People who Vandalize ths page![edit]

Some fucking asshole ranted on my Systemofadownium article and i had to Edit it for the fucking 666º Time! If you don't like Heavy Metal, you don't need to rant like a fucking little Crybabe on others people articles!

I'd just like to point out that when the phrase Heavy Metal, SOAD are the last band that come to mind. 
(pop music isn't widely accepted in the metal community) So if YOU don't like heavy metal I suggest you edit a different page.

For fuck's sake...

I agree with the above. And I fixed a few mistakes, and added some crap. This page has a lot more promise than Metal. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:17, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

Seriously. SOAD is not metal. Leave metal articles to metalheads.

Oh Dear[edit]

This page has so much potential to be side-splittingly hilarious. But there are a few things that stand in it's way.

1. Not every fucking element of heavy metal can be "one of the most deadly elements" 2. The section on "the most deadly element" or some such shit is rubbish.

Uncyclopedia sucks now[edit]

It used to be hilarious but it seems like all the articles are getting "huffed". There used to be links to all kinds of ridiculous things but now it's all red links. 00:14, 4 March 2008 (UTC)

As much as jesus loves this article[edit]

alot of this is unessicary and not funny. Does emo really have to be included in EVERY article about metal. Seriously...

Ima reorganize this and get rid of everything thats unfunny.. I agree with the above the uncyclopedia sucks now. Alice Riot 18:50, 4 March 2009 (UTC)

My eyes...[edit]

I can barely stand to look at the table of contents (seriously, does EVERY band need its own section?), but I'm too lazy to rewrite it. Any takers?» DJ "Reaper of Fail" Gentoo, now with wit, sarcasm, and even more obscure folk metal. Now in lime green! 20:22, December 13, 2009 (UTC)

That is what the "hide" button on the contents chart is for. --Wilytank 3:26, December 13, 2009 (EST)