Talk:I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle

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lol, someone needs to rewrite this page, its too serious, and not at all funny, plus, i lost friends in the triangle, some guys in the navy barely made it out with half their asses, and by the time they hit port the first 3 decks of their destroyer were completely submerged, why? who knows... they heard a burst, a pop, and the sound of an air bubble coming up from he sea... wait... this brings memories of my ex... lol, im not kidding in EITHER of those things i said

This page needed to be rewritten so hard! --Monthenor 02:26, 31 Aug 2005 (UTC)

You did a swell job, although Hoagy Carmichael is going to be pissed!

Was this written by Maddox or something?

Thats great! thank you for a good laugh. On a side note, doesn't the bermuda triangle eat planes too? 20:49, 28 Dec 2005 (UTC)

There have been planes, as well as boats, that have disappeared while crossing through the Bermuda Triangle. One good explanation is that there are large deposits of methane in the ocean floor that are known to sometimes escape to the surface. If enough is released in just the right place, it could sink a ship, or change the aerodynamics on a plane, possibly cutting the engine, so that the pilot would become confused and crash.

This is the stupidest shit to ever hit the front page. Glad to see uncyclopedia can still find new depths of unfunny to explore.

Man I fucking hate anonymous users putting shit on stuff. Almost as much as I hate the Bermuda Triangle. By the way, this article made me literally laugh out loud, which is a very rare thing indeed. Congratulations -- 07:34, 29 Dec 2005 (UTC)

If this idiot style starts multiplying on Uncyclopedia it won't be funny for long. You can make "I fucking hate..." style pages for anything with very little effort.

Well, obv if there's an "I fucking hate..." for everything none of them are funny anymore. The fact that the only such article is about a topic as random as the Bermuda Triangle actually adds to its humor.

i know you hate anonymous retards, but oh well!

the bermuda triangle can be feared if you choose to fucking fear it. the reason why you fear it is because of the phenomenon that happens there. the triangle doesn't "eat" the ships and planes. it's not a monster. it's just an area where frequent plane crashes and sinkings of ships occur.

sorry to ruin your fucking fun!

This page is funny as shit. I love this shit! I'm certain that whoever made it followed it from a link on my Stephen King page, but this page is awesome in its own right. Maybe my Stephen King page will make it to front page because of this. -user:Vfdcommander

Actually there's a theory that the ship sinkings and plane crashes in the bermuda triangle are due to undersea volcanic activity. But yes, this is funny.

I think Ashlee Simpson is a lot more annoying than the bermuda triangle though. And her "career" is more of a disaster to humanity.

Rudolf B. Radna March 12 2006

Can someone explain why random letters seem to be italicized in this sentence?

Sure, yeah, we can have a Hoagie Triangle where instead of swallowing ships and planes it dispenses delicious piping-hot hoagies and grinders with chips on plates! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)
I think it's supposed to be a play on the words, "c" instead of "s" and "t" instead of "n" User:Iateyourgranny

See here, by Martinultima. Ask him if you want to know. ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 10:29, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

erm...well terrible, bad topic.[edit]

ARE you asking for flaming? Because this is a very bad topic to choose. To much swearing too. We all know it exists. OR DOES IT???Why did they post this really bad artical on the front page...erm and the I FUCKIN HATE part is really the worst you can do...

  • I was actually going to put this up for VFH...lucky I spotted it's already been featured before I did. Superb article though. I hate the bloody Triangle too, what a load of utter bollocks it is. {{RabbiTechno 18:14, 12 March 2007 (UTC)}}
  • It's fine how it is. 19:53, 13 April 2007 (UTC)


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