Talk:James T. Kirk

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Wow, it looks like someone ran this thing through babblefish a few times... Devanhoe 07:35, 1 September 2006 (UTC)

  • Wow, it looks like someone ran your face through babblefish a few times... 04:08, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow, it looks like someone ran your mom's face through babblefish a few times... 21:44, 10 July 2009 (UTC)


I will hopefully start a rewrite with others, and am looking for suggestions. Anyone interested? Chocolate Rain 18:41, 2 September 2008 (UTC)

Myocardialinfarction 16:47, September 2, 2009 (UTC) I've personally always thought Shatner's speech style should be gramatically rendered with exclamation points instead of commas. Also with more contortionism, as in the parody on Family Guy.

We aren't exactly Family Guy. User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/sig 23:09, September 2, 2009 (UTC)

First Image Caption[edit]

I'm not entirely sure who keeps adding the "JJ Abrams" thing in the caption for the first image, but I really think there should be a joke actually pertaining to Kirk's screaming. Maybe I'm just old-fashioned that way, but I just think it's a better way to start off the article. ~ Empress Satire 7:46 P.M. September 12, 09


For anyone who's wondering, the mountain quotes refer to Shatner's explanation of Kirk's climbing the mountain in Star Trek V. For parody see [HERE[1]].

No quotes on the page, and besides, you didn't put the commas and things in the quotes. This, is, true. Aleister, in, Chain...s 23:38 10 4 mmx

Re: {{Ugly}}[edit]

Are you referring to the obscene amount of commas in here that's supposed to make it sound like a certain narrator's speaking habit? Just do a Ctrl-F and delete all the commas. If it's something else... -- 18:38, November 3, 2011 (UTC)