Didn't McCain get into a sword match against Chuck Hagel? -Amit, 03/13/07 22.214.171.124 08:07, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Beach Boy song parody
Didn't he do a parody of the song "Barbara Ann" and instead said "Bomb Iran"? -Amit, 04/22/07 126.96.36.199 08:07, 22 April 2007 (UTC)
Doesn't McCain want Wikipedia to say that Phil Hendrie died of stomach cancer?
John McClane, John McCain, too similar not to be mentioned.
Let's keep attack ads out of the article. This is supposed to be funny, not deliver a political message.
This is in reference to the "No We Can't," video.
Why in God's sweet, holy name... would anybody support this douchebag? Chocolate Rain 01:38, 7 September 2008 (UTC)
Should we get rid of the parts that are too, for lack of a better word, Chuck-Norris-ish? It contradicts the parts about him being a crazy old man, which is clearly funnier because its now true. McCain's far too old now be a (physical) threat to anyone. --Mnbvcxz 05:07, 15 April 2008 (UTC)
Just starting a section of potentially funny stuff (mostly images) removed from the article... -- Limulus 17:44, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
Best leading actor, 2007: McCain was nominated for an Academy Award (Oscar) for best leading actor for his portrayal of Himself Whilst Not Being Under The Influence Of Lobbyists in Election (2000), starring McCain and Reese Witherspoon. Much to his ire, he lost in the category to Barack Obama's powerhouse performance as a Christian in True Lies.
Anyway, due to the delicate nature of this old footage, archeologists have been unable to determine its age even with the use of carbon dating: 
John McCain's coming out book, including the ability to click on it to look inside his father's asshole.
McCain's 2002 book. Including insert allowing you to click it to look inside his pants.
John McCain's latest book, a mental replacement for Viagra.
Don't click that last li... Oh no, it's too late!
Please add to this section if you huff things that might be reused later -- Limulus 17:55, 9 September 2008 (UTC)
And then subtract from this section if you put them back in. -- Limulus 08:34, 6 November 2008 (UTC)
Picture Is Hilarious
Rofl whoever made that picture of him with Palin's hair is freaking hilarious.
--188.8.131.52 03:30, 20 September 2008 (UTC)
The John McCain talk page isn't a forum so you can say "OHYGAWDZ MCCAIN IZ DA BOMB WHOO PALIN OBAMA DUMB NIGGER TERRORIST!". This is what it's turning into. There's a wiki for that. It's called Conservapedia. User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/sig 18:05, 2 October 2008 (UTC)
I just thought of a funny quote:
“I don't believe we're headed into a recession, I believe the fundamentals of this economy are strong.”
Could someone who can, please add this? I added it to "economics" too.
Then maybe just after that
“I was talking about the working class and their devotion and stuff.”
--Illidan92 03:42, 12 October 2008 (UTC)
Aren't McCain and Palin actually monkey/alien/zombie hybrids bent on sucking your blood and eating your brains?
- Um... no, I'm pretty sure they're just the usual human/reptilian-alien hybrids  -- Limulus 04:26, 17 October 2008 (UTC)
John "Turpentine" McCame
John McCain was born before Chuck Norris invented the universe.