Talk:John McCain

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Chuck Hagel[edit]

Didn't McCain get into a sword match against Chuck Hagel? -Amit, 03/13/07 76.177.245.188 08:07, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Beach Boy song parody[edit]

Didn't he do a parody of the song "Barbara Ann" and instead said "Bomb Iran"? -Amit, 04/22/07 76.177.245.188 08:07, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Yes -- Limulus 16:21, 1 September 2008 (UTC)

Wikipedia[edit]

Doesn't McCain want Wikipedia to say that Phil Hendrie died of stomach cancer?

Die Hard[edit]

John McClane, John McCain, too similar not to be mentioned.

Politics[edit]

Let's keep attack ads out of the article. This is supposed to be funny, not deliver a political message.

This is in reference to the "No We Can't," video.

HILARIOUS![edit]

And I'm a McCain supporter. Awesome!---XOXOXO, Love ya! Sk8R Grl 00:31, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

Why in God's sweet, holy name... would anybody support this douchebag? Chocolate Rain 01:38, 7 September 2008 (UTC)

Liposuction?[edit]

Should we get rid of the parts that are too, for lack of a better word, Chuck-Norris-ish? It contradicts the parts about him being a crazy old man, which is clearly funnier because its now true. McCain's far too old now be a (physical) threat to anyone. --Mnbvcxz 05:07, 15 April 2008 (UTC)

Graveyard[edit]

Just starting a section of potentially funny stuff (mostly images) removed from the article... -- Limulus 17:44, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

Please add to this section if you huff things that might be reused later -- Limulus 17:55, 9 September 2008 (UTC)

And then subtract from this section if you put them back in. -- Limulus 08:34, 6 November 2008 (UTC)

Picture Is Hilarious[edit]

Rofl whoever made that picture of him with Palin's hair is freaking hilarious.

--68.117.58.167 03:30, 20 September 2008 (UTC)

Seriously, now.[edit]

The John McCain talk page isn't a forum so you can say "OHYGAWDZ MCCAIN IZ DA BOMB WHOO PALIN OBAMA DUMB NIGGER TERRORIST!". This is what it's turning into. There's a wiki for that. It's called Conservapedia. User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/sig 18:05, 2 October 2008 (UTC)

Funny Quote[edit]

I just thought of a funny quote:

“I don't believe we're headed into a recession, I believe the fundamentals of this economy are strong.”

~ John McCain just before the worst recession in 70 years.

Could someone who can, please add this? I added it to "economics" too.

Then maybe just after that

“I was talking about the working class and their devotion and stuff.”

~ John McCain trying to save-face after the complete opposite of what he thought just happened.

--Illidan92 03:42, 12 October 2008 (UTC)

Monkeys[edit]

Aren't McCain and Palin actually monkey/alien/zombie hybrids bent on sucking your blood and eating your brains?

Um... no, I'm pretty sure they're just the usual human/reptilian-alien hybrids [5] -- Limulus 04:26, 17 October 2008 (UTC)

John "Turpentine" McCame

Birth Date[edit]

John McCain was born before Chuck Norris invented the universe.