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It asked for racist an sexist jokes[edit]

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, one to run around screaming, and one to fuck the electrition! :D

I am Scott Cooper and I am not funny.[edit]

If you're doing Scott Cooper jokes use a decent fucking layout Eat my arse

Rizwaan Mughal[edit] cheesewheels smell funny. that is thge topic isn't it?

Clean Jokes[edit]

Feel free to write as many jokes as you wish. Please!!!!!!!!! No swearing,or crude humor in these jokes please!!!!!!! these are ment to be clean jokes in this article.

Here are some of the. Best. jokes. ever.[edit]

  • A Priest, Minister and Rabbi go into a bar...
    • No...Make that, a Black guy, Mexican (or substitute with the third minority) and a Jew go into the bar...the bartender says "GTFO"!
  • How come the numbers are fighting among each other? Because 7 8s 9.
  • You wanna hear a "dirty" joke? The horse fell in the MUD.

And one more, "Anyone heard of good jokes lately?" Yea, Pee-wee Herman...and you're it! + 13:57, June 19, 2010 (UTC)