The glue that sticks all of these together is, of course, the famous tooth paste.
I removed some shit about the 9/11/2005 attacks in Jordan. (That's 11/9 for you Americans.) That shit is real and not funny, and it did happe.
Didn't mean to offend, just pulled the info from http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/User:Hindleyite/2005 and included it here.
- Well, it looks like that version was deleted... but how the heck did you find that?! And yes, it's an unfinished Wikipedia spork, so 80% of it was factual. -- Hindleyite 17:50, 19 October 2006 (UTC)