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Articles for deletion This article was nominated for deletion on October 2, 2007. The result of the discussion was Keep.

“carry on, my wayward so-...nevermind.”

~ Colorado on This article right as it gets hit by yet another tornado


i are offended by the ethnics of this articl. --Savethemooses 01:36, 7 Nov 2005 (UTC)

mee to. - anonymous
Why is it so anti-Kansas? Either make it funny without being fascist or delete it. At least Kansas doesn't have a death penalty.-- 01:40, 12 April 2008 (UTC)

Doesn't anyone ever proof-read their submissions? This article has typos, grammatical mistakes, etc. And it's not even very funny.

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A "wonderful" addition to your Kansas article[edit]

This is about the cruelly-ignored stabbing victim in Kansas.

This article's pretty rage-y...but it's funny in parts. Either way, could use a major cleanup. Barcode711 00:23, 11 October 2007 (UTC)

Abortion Doctor Shot in Church[edit]

It's pretty great how they have no idea how ironic that is.


The formatting is terrible...I'll see if I can fix it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk Contribs Poll!) 05:08, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

The Great Carmen Kansdiago Kaper[edit]

It should be added that Kansas has the greatest wind reserve in the United States, one that could, by itself with windmills, power the entire United States. As Kansas is adamantly at war against the environment, we know that Kansas stole this land for the express purpose of keeping others from using it. It's beleived the original owner was Canada, but elusive Carmen Kansdiago snuck up to Quebec in the middle of the night and stole it during Christmas from under Quebec's Christmas tree. This is partially because Kansas is the home of the Grinch, and long proud line of Grinches have been running Kansas from it's flat underbelly for quite some number of years.

This is a wiki, you know. You can add anything you want. Also, sign your posts. ---テンジクアオイ (hanasu) (kōken) 18:02, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

Sorry, Signature now added... and I was a new member, it wasn't letting me add stuff yet. Apologies. --Lil Joshu 10:06, January 2, 2010 (UTC)