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"Lesbians are hot. Every normal straight guy usually has a fantasy or two involving girl-on-girl (lesbian) action."

Isn't that true?

It's fine. It makes people more paranoid when some articles are true. --Chronarion 18:07, 9 Mar 2005 (EST)

Not true! Lesbians are not hot. Lesbians would pummel and castrate any "straight" guy attempting a 3-way. What you what, my friend, is a set of bi-sexual girls. Better would be a set of bisexual 18 year old long time friends with no shyness about telling how they got a little drunk one night at a sleep over and... Freakin' Heaven! --Backdraft 11:41, 26 Mar 2005 (EST)

Oh, no adult content here? That's just why I came... =/ I'm searching for some... 01:56, 9 November 2006 (UTC)

I love this:

Best joke on uncyclopedia --Enerccio 13:02, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Yeah...someone just deleted all the stuff in the article. Anyone want to restore its lesbian glory? 20:51, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

  • its a pile of shit thats why its deleted. us lesbians are not just people you wank over or crap like that you sick fuckers Hyper Girl 20:54, 23 December 2006 (UTC)
Unfortunately, it's not the decision of one person over whether an article should be allowed to stand or not (excluding those annoying bastards (:P) admins). If you think it ought to be deleted, try VFD or something...or don't, you know. To be honest, I've no idea really :P. --scaley1234 00:37, 24 December 2006 (UTC).

There isn't enough...[edit]

...hentai in this article.


Something's not right...[edit]

Is it just me, or shouldn't there be a nice, funny Oscar Wilde quote here? --Lieutenant Fish 04:52, 18 March 2008 (UTC)



Word, mate. Word.


I want real pics here not this gay anime crap.

Funny Picture[edit]

A scary lesbian

I just screenshotted a picture of a psychotic lesbian. Yeah, use it if you got a funny caption in mind.

is it obvious or what that some pig headed straight guy wrote this? this shit isn't funny at should be castrated

It's comedic effect. Chances are, whoever wrote it doesn't actually feel that way. (speaking from a stance of not having read the article, but seeing the same complaint show up on many like it over the site). This isn't meant to be a serious wiki. That's the point. -RAHB 06:33, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
Also, this. {{sofixit}}
Thank you for your suggestion! When you feel an article needs fixin', please feel obligated to make whatever changes you feel are needed, (even though they'll probably be reverted 5 seconds later). Uncyclopedia is a wiki, so almost anyone can edit almost any article by almost simply following the edit link almost at the top. You don't even need to log in in most cases! (Although there are some reasons why you might like to...) The Uncyclopedia Cabal encourages you to be italic. Don't worry too much about making honest mistakes—they're likely to be found and corrected quickly, and your 6 month ban will fly by faster than you think. If you're not sure how editing works, check out proper wiki formatting, or use the sandbox to try out your vandalizing skills.
-RAHB 06:35, 13 November 2008 (UTC)
I also suspect that the above did not read the entire article. This has been edited by hundreds of different editors over the years. I did tidy, it up a while back, but what's there reflects a lot of different contributions. Also, I did the same to Gay. Thanks for the castration line, I'm not sure that kinda attitude is reflected well enough in the article. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 11:18, Nov 13


Im trying to make a page on Anastacia but evrytime i do, i end up on this page

Is Anastacia a famous lesbian, by any chance (I live in a cave in 1568, pop culture passes me by)? If so, it's probably because so many rubbish articles have been created about her that typing in her name redirects to here to prevent further verswions being created. RabbiTechno 21:04, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

No shes not shes a singer, she would be soo easy to make fun of.

No idea then, sorry. Try creating the page as Anastacia (singer). Click that, and it'll come up as page not found which will have a link to create the article. Remember to sign your comments with four tildes, by the way. That's these jobbies ~. RabbiTechno 21:15, 10 December 2008 (UTC)

What do u think so far??

Seems to have been deleted, I'm afraid, so can't say. If you get an Uncyc account (click the 'sign in' link at the top right of the page - it's easy and free!) you'll be able to recreate the article in your own userspace where you can take as much time as you like without it getting deleted or edited by anyone else. Got to be worth a try, hasn't it? :-) RabbiTechno 11:53, 11 December 2008 (UTC)