Talk:List of Mortal Kombat Characters

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Articles for deletion This article was nominated for deletion on December 21, 2007. The result of the discussion was Keep.

Shujinko and Onaga[edit]

We need people to make fun of Shujinko and Onaga, STAT! Or, whenever. Shujinko rightly deserves plenty of mocking anyhow, but what about the other two? What fun can we poke at them...? Hmmmz~... Hanyouman 17:45, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

How i made fun of bo rai cho[edit]

i added fartality!>:D Demented Kill 21:22, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

Sareena[edit]

I added her... Demer 02:35, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Kitana[edit]

I rewrote her bio the best I could because it needed a serious change. It was getting too sex-oriented, and the 'humor' of her bio was getting really stupid and shitty.

If anyone wants to try and make it genuinely funny, without it degenerating into sexual crap again, go ahead. -- Hanyouman 09:07, 16 August 2007 (UTC)

Kira[edit]

I removed her from the list until something funnier can be added for her. The sexual humor needs to be cleaned up in this article. -- Hanyouman 01:59, 30 August 2007 (UTC)

There is no Kabal[edit]

So please remove him. (Unless he's a member of the Supreme Kabal Regime of English Uncyclopedia, obviously.)

No. -- Hanyouman 19:14, 7 December 2007 (UTC)

Baraka[edit]

Theere need's to be a paragraph about Baraka. Something like: Baraka is the pissed off homosexual southern form of Barack Obama who is married to Mar I mean "Michelle" Obama. Baraka has done it with Shang Tsung, Shao Kahn, and The Dragon King but "Michelle" is his favorite. He was fired from all of his jobs because he put too many cuts on there owners body because his blades cum out (du du ching) when he gets horny. He has been recently became the prez in order to prove that he is actually smarter than John McCain even though J.M.'s I.Q. is exactly -87 and his is -55. He hates his transexual brother Millena because she/he has a penis.


SPECIAL MOVES

Chop Chop taters: Them 'dere southern tarkatas like em' some fuckin' taters.

Flying Shard: Look at sentence three and figure it out.

Blade Job: His Fatality which I really dont wanta explain.

It's already there. And to be honest, it's alright and amusing without degenerating into this sort of thing. 68.92.140.75 07:58, 20 July 2009 (UTC)