# Talk:N00b

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FYI I was serious. -- 21:16, 24 June 2006 (UTC)

I replaced the european noob section with something a little better. The original was just an outright attack. -Flyberius 16:59, 17 July.

## Runescape

WTF is up with the runescape BS? No one fucking cares about RS, except maybe the person who wrote this article.The preceding unsigned comment was added by 217.209.112.102 (talk • contribs)

HA HA HA HA! NO0B! I PWN U!!! 15:22, 12 May 2009

## Locks

```locks are so not n00bie, I demand to have this removed! 88.108.58.38 15:26, 6 July 2007 (UTC)
```

My brother (tehklinger) added the over exaggerated "g0bl1n v1llag3" thing a day before the lock.

## Greenday?

Why is everything linked to Greenday? Any reson?

Yeah... One or more IP-users thinking they're god's gift to humor. Either they thought wrong, or they need to change religions... -- 09:19, 7 May 2006 (UTC)

## quotes

Why where 80% of all the quotes removed? This should of been discussed first.--Scott 21:28, 1 November 2006 (UTC)

Nobody checks the talk page of this thing. Except maybe me. Anyways, some of the quotes are redundant, repetitive, unfunny and lack humour. By "some", I mean 80%. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 02:59, 4 November 2006 (UTC)

Also: There's no Oscar Wilde. I don't think that's acceptable. be creative --88.159.88.176 12:48, 2 August 2008 (UTC)

## Genuine 100% real N00b quote

Just to let you know I actually mangled that n00b quote and left it there on purpose emc - it seemed like a good one to do that with to illustrate the actions of the n00b in the wild. I'm not all that bothered, but if you feel like adding it back then it's up to you. I'll just go and get rid of what that n00b aftjimmy kimmel was here er me actually added... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:42, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

Yes, yes indeed...adding it back, I shall. -- [sire] EMC [TALK] 17:08, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

We forgot the spelling of the word n00b/etc... that is N00bz0rc0pt3r.

## Pictures

I'm sure we could have much better pictures on this page, mainly talking about the how to spot a noob section (where I added one) and the "What a noob sees everyday" section. Skyl3lazer 00:25, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

I am a good reader of uncyclopedia for a long time, but there is no doubt that right now i am a n00b writer too:D but as i always dreamed about, i would like to make a contribution to this article..feel free to use :P

A n00b expressing his good feelings..

--OMG That's the Funky Shit!! 23:07, October 18, 2009 (UTC)

## Does this guy seem like a noob?

www.pleke.co.uk - He thinks he's so hard ;P Srslylol 12:19, 4 November 2007 (UTC)

I'm a stupind n00b. Sry. --84.231.37.171 17:27, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

## Wikipedia?

h3y guyz is this wikepedia/??!?!?!!1111oneoneelevelone!11! ok i think we should make a artical about my band we're awesome my frend scott he plays gitar and he can do a c scal!!11111oneone

^The very DEFENITION of n00b. The One and Only... NecroBlade [STFU] Live And Learn...

## Finally, my first major edit.. Plus contribution points!

Ahhhhahahaha! Victory! At last, a days work done, and I.. Probably didn't really do that much. <_<;

Fixed a bunch of spelling errors, made some sections make more sense, while not changing what the author said (Because im not a douche), but some of it... I just don't get. There are comments in there, if you don't feel like fixing it yourself to make it spek engleshlawl, then maybe you could just explain it to me, I'll fix it tomorrow about 8am-ish PST. ~GG~

Thorium Brotherhood Is Not 19:19, 17 June 2008 (UTC)

Awesome. Glad you are enjoying editing here. MrN  http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png 19:22, Jun 17

## Famous Quotes.

"Let me Crush the N00BZ under my royal boot." Alexander the Great

"Madness? This Is Halo!!!!" Leonidas, before he took 1337 Spartans to war against the MLGs (Man Love Group)

"And He Brought Forth the BanHammer, And the N00BZ jizzed" The Pope

--Demonic Rabbit Fiddler 19:59, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

## The Roman N00b Games

did you know that in ancient rome (despite what most history books tell us) n00bs where thrown to the lions or fought as gladitors (this derives from a a mistake in translations of ancient texts, the latin for christian is Sarcalogos... the actual text read Suckalogos, the latin for n00b) the emporor at the time, at the end of the fight would either put his thumb down for "kill this fucking n00b" or put his thumb up for "kill this fucking n00b"

--Gr33nmag1k 20:01, March 14, 2010 (UTC)