Talk:Nobody cares

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“You talk about things that nobody cares.”

Keitei. Ok with the Muslims. And Britney spears should go in a separeted article about things people do care about. I like articles shortly finished with their reversals, but u dont have to accept the suggestion. But what's wrong with the Latinamerica and Tibet entries????????? And what about aids, hunger in africa, and natural catstrophs? (dont just say nobody cares) Maybe as links? "Related articles nobody cares about". Eh? Good Job. --Rataube 06:14, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)

The problem was with the tone. Your additions weren't consistent with the tone of the article. So. It didn't work. KATIE!! 11:10, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
The tone is too reptitive. You should add some variety or accept whywhywhwy modifications.--Rataube 12:41, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
The tone is not repetitive. The diction is repetitive. That was on purpose. This was spawned after everybody on the IRC channel said nothing but "nobody cares" for twenty minutes. KATIE!! 12:42, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
yaya accept my mods --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 05:41, 4 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Well then it's only funny as an inside joke. I thought you were against that. I like the article, but the repetitivness of the diction, makes it boring. Could be a great one. Expand.--Rataube 13:01, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Also, the article is clearly USA-centric. I have made it perfectly clear that nobody cares about the rest of the world. Should I decide to include them, it'll be under the heading "The Rest of the World", but for right now, I think it'd be funnier to leave them out altogether. KATIE!! 13:07, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Ok, got that. But what about the other objections? The related links, and the insie-joke dilema. --Rataube 13:14, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Relax dude. Nobody cares. --Unissakävelijä 13:19, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
What do you mean nobody cares? Apathy is death. - Guest 15:39, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)
Wait a minute, people on IRC kept saying "nobody cares" over and over for 20 minutes and you had the patience to stay for the whole thing? Must have been a boring day. --207.200.116.204 21:31, 8 Jan 2006 (UTC)
"nobody cares" what you think ip --Da, Y?YY?YYY?:-:CUN3 NotM BLK |_LG8+::: 14:26, 29 January 2006 (UTC)

This is depressing!

this is more depressing though.
And nobody cares.
Not even me...

Most recent edit of mine: Attempt to show that it's funnier to be funny, and not just stupid. Please comment, revert, flame, etc. Poofers 03:16, 24 February 2009 (UTC)

Huge code error with "choose"[edit]

But nobody cares enough to fix it. Also, if anyone cares enough, you could add a mention of the Guam Democratic Primary, which was closely contested at 50-50 split by percentage, allocating each candidate TWO delegates, a potentially pivotal moment in this ongoing contest.

'bout the above...[edit]

I was about to ask for a summary on what the previous discussion was 'bout... But Irealized I do not care so...

And yes... Nobody has read this 'cause nobody cares...

Hey, revert it back to "Fuck a ducking fuck fuck", otherwise someone will put in "Ray mears raping children" fuck.

==[edit]

Hey, you cared about this article ! I added something and you reverted it. See ? You care. :-) Nemmo

In Italian[edit]

there is an italian version of this page, titled "a nessuno importa", if someone cares.

This article makes me sad[edit]

... I was going to post here about editing out that template, but I realised nobody cares. I know I don't. So I did it anyway. http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/9/97/Sod.jpg I crave recognition 16:37, 20 June 2007 (UTC)

Too many pictures![edit]

This article is funny and all, but I propose it be put under the

template because of it's annoying amount of pictures. --Lizardfizzard 16:45, 1 July 2007 (UTC)

No objections, haha I'll do it then! --Lizardfizzard 20:03, 3 July 2007 (UTC)

OBJECTION! Nobody cares that there are too many images, except for silly wikipedians.*Reverts* Case closed!

You got Pheonix Wright'd. ILIKECEREALX 01:42, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

That's your opinion is it? Meh. Nobody cares, so I put it back on.--Lizardfizzard 17:55, 4 July 2007 (UTC)

No other objections as yet...that seems to have settled the debate...--Lizardfizzard 21:25, 7 July 2007 (UTC)

I disagree. Meh, why bother. -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA!

This article sucks[edit]

It just ain't funny. Delete it!--Dummmmmmy 14:54, 9 September 2007 (UTC)

Nobody cares.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • elk cloner) 01:28 Sep 11, 2007

I agree with Dummmmmmy. 58.169.188.20 13:00, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Well, you're an I.P. user...Nobody cares about you. CommanderTony 16:05, 22 February 2009 (UTC)

Ignorable Policy?[edit]

Is this page considered to be an Ignorable Policy or does anyone even Care? ----Pleb- Sawblade5 [coolest link ever] ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 10:47, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Do I have to say it? -- Sir Kip > Talk Works Contribs Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:56, 24 October 2007 (UTC)

Russian version[edit]

is here: ru:Всем плевать. 77.66.158.19 15:59, 28 May 2008 (UTC)

Added. --AAA! (AAAA) 15:35, 29 May 2008 (UTC)

Wow looks like you people care after all[edit]

Erm.. see heading.

Please Delete[edit]

I will be honest I believe this to be the worst article I have seen on any wiki, and trust me I've seen useless articles before. I suggest this article be deleted & don't say that nobody cares because I care.

I think that this website would become great just by deleting this article (+ any articles that might exist that are worst than this) & adding some really funny articles. 58.169.188.20 12:56, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

Notice something?[edit]

I noticed this page had a lot of useless rubbish so I deleted the rubbish, note I won't care if this section is deleted but I will if the previous section is. 58.169.188.20 13:02, 8 July 2008 (UTC)

I CARE![edit]

I am Kayix, the loophole finding shapeshifter. My noninternet name is (literally) from A to Z. As in My first starts with a and last with z.

Anyway...


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And am a girl.^^ good for you nerd girl


poor phillip[edit]

somebody deleted Phillip Solomon's Minilimpiks. And yet nobody cares except Phillip Solomon himself.



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Cheesecake[edit]

I care about cheesecake.--Killer 3.14 01:58, 24 August 2009 (UTC)

Nobody Cares. --—Mazaka (talk) 23:34, 27 August 2009 (UTC)

Why can't we vandalize this page?[edit]

I mean, nobody cares, right? 72.209.42.92 23:43, December 15, 2009 (UTC)

No. vandalizing any page, other than maybe Vandalism/example on wheels!, will get you banned. --Invincibleflamegruemaster 16:32, 12 16, 2009

This is official policy, so move to UN:Nobody cares[edit]

As a Wikipedian, I know that policies, guidelines, and essays are sorted into WP:. We have an analogous prefix here, UN:. Keeping official policy in the article namespace is a huge mistake.--L33thaxx 01:31, March 14, 2010 (UTC)

We could, but nobody cares enough to do it. —Paizuri MUN Talkpage My Contributions 01:49, 14 March 2010 (UTC)