- Oh, come on! What did she ever do to you? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:50, 2 September 2008 (UTC)
- She probably laughed at his little dig-a-ling. Dame 21:11, 2 September 2008 (UTC) we must feel sorry 4 her she is a victim of the almighty hippo...
Way too many Quotes
What's the deal? Half of them are stupid and unfunny. --Admiral06 23:39, 11 December 2006 (UTC)
“What's the deal? Half of them are stupid and unfunny.”
“You get 40 acres and a mule! And you get 40 acres and a mule!”
--126.96.36.199 14:57, 3 March 2007 (UTC)
Oprah has such a beautiful plastic surgery deformation face!
It is my duty to inform everyone that I saw bigfoot on this page on December 21, 2005 at 4:32 PM EST.
Oprah scares thte crap outta me. Hi Kayla!!!! You read this!!! Good for you!!!
New rule: No one may use the word "Oprah." -- What in god's name can we use then? -prah?
How about She Who Must Not Be Named (No Not Voldemort You Fool It's A Robe Not A Bloody Dress Eejit I'm Talking About Oprah Oh Bugger I Just Said It)? - Ragamuffin
I saw the Loch Ness Monster here. ZOMG !! --§m¡lª¢k, 188.8.131.52 01:19, 24 January 2006 (UTC)
Loch Ness Monster spotted on this page on 1/26/06 at 11:07 EST
OMG!!! I SAW THA LOCH NESS MONSTER!!!!
aww well, back to play the game
BIGFOOT SEEN AGAIN ON FEB. 12 AT 1:22 AM
I saw a UFO, Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster, Elvis, and the Spanish Inquisition. I sure didn't expect that.
i also saw elvis today, february 17th 2006, at 1:02:37 p.m.
I saw a UFO today, March 7th 2006, at 11.37am GMT.
god! everybody's living in the past!
Oprah's not fat anymore!
Stimpy9337 04:10, 31 March 2007 (UTC)
Looks like some vandalism
Seems as though some of the section titles have been vandalized. Someone do something about it cause I'm way too fuckin tired to go reverting and searching for the vandal right now. Sir Tripod2282 cun vfp talk Active ~02:19, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
There's too much useless crap on this page, it should be fixed.--KingNike 03:49, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
...Is too long. Any chance of someone re-writing it? Lizardfizzard 16:22, June 30 2007 (UTC)
I'd also like to point out that Bald Eagles are no longer extinct. Anyone disagree? I'd like to see Oprah be as correct as possible. We don't want to ruin her reputation. 184.108.40.206 19:17, 18 July 2007 (UTC)Admiralthrawn999
My first Contribution!!!
hya everyone...what do you think of my work. I wrote the whole "Oprah and The United Federation of Furbies" section. Hope you guys like it!!!
12-2007 - Overhaul
In December 2007 this article, in its previous format, was nominated for VFD. I offerred to undertake a complete rewrite which was presented on 12-30-2007; the VFD nom was removed.
I'm not married to this version of the article, but PLEASE remember to be Funny and not Stupid when contributing to the article in future. Dame16:04, 2 January 2008 (UTC)
- I liked the former version, it followed the age-old "If you shove enough eclectic crap in at least some part of it is bound to be funny" mantra. The current revision is.. meh, it caters to only one type of humour. +Hexagon1 (t) 07:56, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
- Accepted, however in its old version it was sitting on VFD and about to be thrown over the cliff into garbage pail. The rewrite saved it from being deleted. Dame 03:10, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
The wikipidia link currently links to the wrong url, the correct one is:
Why is this page locked
Why is this page locked?? It's not like there are tonnes of people trying to change it or really important stuff that needs to be preserved. I don't like oprah very much so I want to add stuff to it lol.
put that on it Helloworldmk70 00:44, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
- It was locked down because it does get vadalized, a lot. And when you can learn to spell "tons" then you can contribute to it. Thanks for playing, b-bye. Dame 16:20, 22 June 2009 (UTC)
I’m guessing your from the US and have no clue about any other culture, country or language, but in the other half of the English speaking world it’s actually spelled “tonnes.” So don’t condescend to me when you’re the one acting like a fool. Thanks for playing, b-bye.
- Gee, thanks for that cheeky little lesson - I am soooo smarting from your stinging comments. I won't be able to sleep. Damn you! I don't give a flying fuck about how things are spelled in the other parts of the world when the article is an American person - put that in your tiny little pipe and smoke it! And oh, please sign your corrective comments by using four tildas ~~~~ which is a courtesy. Now, piss off! Hugs, Dame 15:34, 11 July 2009 (UTC)
I just came across this page and was surprised to find that the Over 9000 Penises thing was nowhere to be found. What gives? O: -220.127.116.11 17:13, October 20, 2009 (UTC)
hi this is piggiback. --Random person, completely unrelated to the original poster.
- Hi! If you post here again I will make you wish you had never been born. Or, if not that, make you wish you were born a woman, a woman who likes to watch Oprah. That is worse than not being born, yeah, that's what I'll do. But feel free to make an account and come and write with us, you may like it. If not, Oprah will be sent to sit on you, but you may like that too. Aleister 00:48 20-1-'12