Talk:Osama bin Laden

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Could really use some work[edit]

Relies too much on weird names and the Obama reference was just downright unfunny.

His real name is Osama Lolcakes. Leet guy, happy, cozy, Spongebob bin Laden, the second person in hell. His skills at digging into avoid American bombers have lead some to say, that he is a rabbit and that when the Iranian news agency asked him about his activities, he ate them...

bin Laden IS GOD!!![edit]

So he has the right to kill!

No, he has the right to GET KILLED, bitch. Americas made full use of this right. bin laden is dead as of 1st May, 2011.

Too many quotes[edit]

i think there's too many quotes at the start of this, they should be narrowed down to just the 3 most stupid ones...

... Ok well I edited it down to 4. Sorry if yours got the axe. Make it funnier. ... Anonymous contributor...

The Osama's head jokes[edit]

It was cool that the lame "Osamas head on" jokes led up to Osama's head on himself. It was a nice touch.

Possible joke[edit]

Does anybody want to make an Obama bin Laden article?

This article = shit = Obama bin in my ass is finally dead, dumb sand, nigger.[edit]

Anti terrorism precaution[edit]

Anti terrorism precaution.jpg

I couldn't edit the article, but someone should mention that the Shanghai World Financial Center has been designed with a special anti terror precaution to prevent similar attacks.

Reasons for hating the US[edit]

  • Bill Clinton had an affair with his mom, involving rape.
  • While he was visiting the US president George H.W. Bush referred to him as black, he did not know who he was at the time.
  • We steal their oil.
  • He thinks that Barrack Obama's last name infringed on his muslim copyright.
  • He's trying to impresss his boyfriend, the king of saudi arabia, because USA hates gays.
  • Gillette, an American company, discontinued the brand of razor he uses to shave his ass.

Image needs to be in here[edit]

What Bin Laden thinks America looks like.

The joke is that Osama bin Laden (apparently, I haven't seen his videos) calls America "Great Satan", which just so happens to be the villain in Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger that was adapted into Lokar in Power Rangers. 00:10, 15 May 2008 (UTC)

Oceanic FLIGHT 815[edit]

Hello. Laugh out loud. Osama Bin Laden is being accused of brainwashing Sayid Hassan Jarrah into being a terrorist and blowing up Flight 815 with a dynamite vest while it was airbourne. This action resulted in the plane crashing horribly onto a mysterious island. Osama bin Laden of the unknown sector of the Durkalands, has a monthly ritural of wiping his own feces all over his body, washing it off with various bodily fluids, and then licks it clean, he repeats this 4 times, and does it once a month.

In 2011 it was said that Matt Grabowski and Mike Hurley led a secret operation in Pakistan and shot Osama bin Laden in the head.

I spotted a FACT[edit]

Amidst all this rubbish, I spotted a FACT. IT MUST BE REMOVED AT ONCE! It says that Bin Laden was allegedly leader of Al-Qaeda. Quick, replace it with some nonsense like Teletubbies.

Singing Career[edit]

He definately deserves something about his singing career. -- 20:28, August 16, 2010 (UTC)

Osama is killed on May 1st 2011[edit]

That nigger Obama killed That sandnigger Osama. OLE OLE OLE! The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs) 01:02, May 2, 2011

So, can someone get paid for nigging? 07:20, May 2, 2011 (UTC)

Prepare for some HTML hijack spam on your social networking page. Osama's dead, so people will seize the day... --Gamma287 By the way, Eduard Khil died. In Der Unwehr's face... MUN.png Icons-flag-us.png ☭Tetяis? 01:26, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Obama just wants attention because he's a nigger. Deep down Obama wanted to fuck Osama.

Wrestling Career[edit]

In Osama's early days (age 50-69) he spent time in Terrorist Pro Wrestling with his tag partner Adolf Hitler and, his manager, Saddam Husein in the tag team The White Fluffy Bunnies of Cuddles. They were notorious for their illegal move, The Tummy Tickle. However, they never won a match in there entire career. Their career ended when Osama complained on the lack of Hitler's world famous Chocolate Chip Cookies thus ending the most energetic and sensational teams ever in wrestling history.

A funny photo[edit] It would be cool if you added this.