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The article text is at Template:Pokémon/text ; edit that and don't complain about the page being protected. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 23:56, 16 December 2008 (UTC)

POKEMON BLACK AND WHITE VERSIONS CONFIRMED!!!11!! ADD THESE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!1!1!11!1shift+1

Pokemon (Series)[edit]

Pokemon is retraded and the problem is that the fing japense are gett kids at the age of five to smoke weed.

Pokémon has been protected because people have been abusing and vandalizing it excessively. Fudge nut bunnys rule i liek it in the ass

Why should uncyclopedia be protected? Creative vandalism should be accepted. Cool15438 Archived discussions can be found at Talk:Pokémon/archive1.

Another Edit[edit]

Wikipedia has an article on pokemon, place the wikipedia logo-link in the corner

Possible edits[edit]

I think that this should be the Pokemon Games page, not the actual Pokemon page. The real Pokemon page could make fun of the series in general. I mean the same thing over and over, that's kind of funny, but wasted potential.

Seriously I actually Agree with that so I'm Gonna work on moving it but will need help to make it funny.


Exactly: Someone do that. Move the pokemon on now to pokemon_(game) or something.

Suggested Translation[edit]

Me very much like to submit this as infinite translate improvement. 幸せな子供たちに属し当社の管理下に Is above maybe grammar wrong. I no speak terribly well in several dialects.

Wow[edit]

Please, someone edit this article!!! I mean, I could do it, but no creativity as of now...--Osman.bienaime 03:03, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

The same shit in a different color over and over isn't funny. someone redo it.70.232.49.20 Expediton ari force and hirosima 08:57, 1945 (UTC)

I don't normally argue with IPs, since I know this guy isn't coming back, but I can't help it. It's satirizing the fact that, superficial differences aside, all the iterations of Pokemon games are basically the same formula over and over again. Duh. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:10, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Mate, he knows what the humour is, it's just not that funny.

Requested Pokémon Edits[edit]

If you have suggested edits of Pokémon, discuss them here. After sufficient discussion, feel free to ask an admin to Conociste la empanadilla de mostole Chaval el euribor no te detendraperform the actual edits. Please understand that this is the place to discuss edits to the actual page but that the text of the colored blocks is still editable at Template:Pokémon/text. When suggesting additions, please consider our guiding policy of be funny, not stupid.

Now, some specific no-nos that you should be aware of:

  • Uncyclopedia is not the right place for you to put crappy hentai. Hentai about a popular anime is neither surprising nor funny, don't junk up our funny with your adolescent puerile idiocy.
  • Uncyclopedia does not like lists, especially long, content-free, unfunny lists. Do not create a huge list of episode titles that make you snicker and everyone else groan.
  • Insinuating the homosexuality of Pokemon is lame, not funny; flat out saying Pokemon are gay is lame. Calling Pokemon stupid or any other one word insult is unfunny. We get that you don't like Pokemon--heck, I don't like Pokemon--but that doesn't mean that you get to be unfunny on Uncyclopedia. If you want to insult Pokemon, be witty, be clever, make someone laugh. All you haters can go home.
  • A quote isn't funny just because you like whoever you're claiming to quote. If you want to add a quote, come up with something clever and attribute it cleverly.
  • Chuck Norris is a Pokemon. Amenazo con meteros un virus unyciclopdicos

Frre encyclopedia

Articulo destacado Hitler es muy mimosin porque Siva le dio poderes que utilizo para crear una poderosa maquina de guerra nazi que lanzaba gente ardiendo

Articulo bueno La inciclopedia Muy malo mua mua mua mua mua That should be good enough for now, if you have any questions bug me on my talk page. --Sir gwax (talk) Signuke.gif http://images4.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/b/b0/Sucrose_b.gif/30px-Sucrose_b.gif 19:22, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

I guess you're right...[edit]

...but what about all those poor images that used to be there? Conniving 20:47, 27 December 2006 (UTC)

The same shit in a different color over and over isn't funny. someone redo it.70.232.49.20 08:57, 28 December 2006 (UTC)

And the platform is gameboy in each one--87.192.58.40 12:58, 6 January 2007 (UTC)

FUCK YOU!

heh[edit]

What happened to all of the fake Pokémon sections like "Pokémon Nazi Hookers Abducted by UFOS and forced into Weight Loss Programs"? Who got rid of those? That was what made it funny.66.82.9.88 07:59, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Major Edits Need 2 be done[edit]

Dude, this article isnt funny anymore. Yeah it's kinda funny how the versions are all the same, but really, take all that crap out. It's stupid. Add the fake pokemon back in. this article has great potential to be funny, and it's currently just crap. Add stuff about ash ketchum and his carnal relations with pikachu.

You're confusing us with these guys. --Wehpudicontok--Welcome to Vaporstory! 01:12, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

This template needs to be added[edit]

{{UnMedia}}

Good Premise, but Fails[edit]

I liked how you used different text colors, but the same text. This really shows what the Pokemon sequels are. However, this didn't really garner many "lol" segments. It's mainly sarcastic and sort of annoying, something an uncyclopedia shouldnt.

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Damn it[edit]

What are you people bitching about!?

This was one of the best articles on Uncyclopedia. It made it's point very, very well, and the repetitive colors didn't annoy, because at one point you realized the joke and just skipped over them. Then there was stuff like "pokemon white" and of course the text was white; that added to the joke.

The fact that the page went on FOREVER was pretty funny- it really drove the point home. The delivery was also priceless: the text was the same short, totally straightforward and legit plot synopsis... and when you added in the constant repletion, the satire was quite evident. THAT is funny, combining subtleness with excess in the right amount and fashion.

What's the text now? Just more of the SAME RANDOM BULLSHIT that infests way too much of this otherwise wonderful wiki. More UNFUNNY RANDOM CRAP. Japanese mind-control and UFO's, gah. Allow me to illustrate with a random joke of my own.

"What do you call a nun on an airplane? The Pope's barbecue sauce!"

See how that made absolutely no sense? And wasn't funny? That's what this pointless random horse shit has done to this article.

Change it BACK.

Demetrious 21:44, 18 February 2007 (UTC)


This article is boring[edit]

I just don't get why this article doesn't get an ICU! But anyway, possible improvements:

  • change Ash Ketchum to Ash Ketchup.
  • Change the Pokemon Pidgey to Pissy.
  • change Misty to Foggy is gay
  • add fakes in.
  • Change nintendo to Nintendog
  • Change gameboy to GayBoy
"Possible" being the operative word here... --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 16:45, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

IM GAY AND I WANT AGUMON!!! IF U ARE GAY COME TO MY HOUSE

The article just repeats it self for everygame!

why cant we change it?[edit]

why wont it let u change it! Omg! my web = [1]

I think you just answered your own question. Spang talk 03:34, 5 Mar 2007

YEA Y CANT WE EDIT

Pikachu[edit]

They should at least add a link to the Pikachu page from here.

==Bennymon== Is a strange pokemon from norway

==Jensimon== Jensimon is actully a monkey from Norway

==Oscemon== Oscemon is in love with pikachus grilfriend.. But he doesn't know

I say...[edit]

Diamond/Pearl are no Gameboy Games, this should be edited.
And I would create 2 sites, Pokemon(Video Game) and Pokemon ,in general. 172.158.28.163

Hahahah. No. Adamsmo

Well, since I can't just add a quote[edit]

I'll just ask someone who can (stuipid assholes, the color thing is funny damnit!).

“I pitty da foo who mess wit my level 47 Jigglypuff!”

~ Mr.T on pitying foos


Yeah, I'm pretty bored... -71.33.91.68 06:45, 4 April 2007 (UTC)


what..?[edit]

plz someone edit this it is actually pathetic...i am embarrased for whoever write it.
i agree with the person who smartly stated tha there should be two pages one for the
game and one for pokemon is general (including the tv series).i know it's een said but
just to emphazie the fact ....the same thing overand over again is NOT FUNNY you fuckwit...

They will do as you command when you learn to use the "-" key. myspace whore. 82.42.205.93 20:36, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Will this help[edit]

I noticed that this is a page about the games. I made a page about the show, called Pokemon (Show). Don't mess with it in an inconsistant way, as I take pride in making all pokemon pages interconnected, in some way. If it's good, it'll stay. If not, I revert like a nazi. This isn't blocked yet, so please, if you have something really good to say, put it there. Thanks, Fresh Stain Serq Fet of Pokemon (At your service)


THIS PAGE SUCKS !!!!!!!!!![edit]

If you wanna see the proper version of this page see User:Frinko/Pokemon.

This page only limits itself to saying the same thing over and over AND OVER AND OVER again AND AGAIN AND AGAIN !!!!!! It's just wasted potential. Even if you would do this sort of thing, this repeating, EVEN if you would do such a thing, why would you limit yourself only to the existing games, why not add some extra colors, metals, minerals, gems, WHATEVER! 81.165.229.3 21:06, 26 June 2007 (UTC)

I have reverted this to the version described above. The new (or is it old?) version is listy and similar to a million other gamey/animey articles on the site, and is liable to get itself deleted if it isn't careful. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 13:15, 17 July 2007 (UTC)

So it's replaced with... the same thing over and over again? It's not even funny. Regardless if it's listy, it could still produce a laugh. This is more like a political statement than an article. Mightywayne 22:58, 22 July 2007 (UTC)

Hmm... any chance we could get the right ones on the box? I mean, the colours are different, but still... Or could you put a recoloured Pokémon Red box next to each one? Thunda 07:38, 20 July 2007 (UTC)

Translation[edit]

Is the translation accurate? Is it funny? Aaadddaaammm 07:27, 26 July 2007 (UTC)

Change the title[edit]

I have a great suggestion: could somebody change the title, into something like Pokémon (game). A new article can thus be made about Pokémon in general.

This Article is SOOOOOOO lame.[edit]

Okay, I admit it, Im a big fan of "lower" class humour like farting, cussing and cracks on peoples sexual orentation. BUT CAMMON! THIS IS A LOAD OF TOUROUS SHIT! Some guy rants about greeks drinking in different colors, and some are impressed? More like 209.247.22.8IN NEED OF A BITCH SLAP209.247.22.8. Might i make a suggstion, the relationship between Ash;s mother and Oak? Need I remind you that there is a Blackanese dude that needs to get laid? Has anyone talked about the fact that 10 year old hookers/strippers come from nowhere? I mean, who would let a little girl hang out with a 14 year old by know ass for brains and a perv with see through eye lids? Thats a topic wwithin itself. Okay, heres one: Ash's mother tells him (Ash you moaron) to change his underwear because she needs to give Tracey a bribe so he can stay away from Oak, whom he has moved in with. It wasn't the best, but it was better than the shit you guys worship!

209.247.22.8Whoa, I took a cartoon way too seriously209.247.22.8


BUT IS WAS CALLED FOR!

P.S, Naruto is the best show ever so who ever wrote that bull needs to destroy it. Naruto is not gay, he's always flirting with Sakura and Hinata is always flirting with him. So yeah.

NOBODY CARES. Roman Dog Bird 02:29, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

ffgdffg[edit]

Stop doing the same thing over and over again. I like that one version where ash is a hobo better.--Dummmmmmy 21:27, 21 September 2007 (UTC) misty has just has been raped by ash

Is this an in-joke? If it isn't someone make a good one. I saw a good one before.--Phantom-Lord 00:08, 8 May 2008 (UTC)


ZZZ[edit]

This page just keep saying everything again and again and over again and again again!!

The only things different is the colour of the word...

You know what? It can do damage to the eye...

Suggestion[edit]

Well we could talk about the origins of pokemon by parodieng ti for example "Pokemon was created by a magazine called Game Freak, wich talked about games and the freaks were their creators" or "Satoshi Tajiri ,the Assburger behind this all , who wished people go out enforce creatures to fight their own species, created pokemon" or even "One day Satoshi while constructing the game was attacked by a ninja who used a cable link, miracuoly he managed to escape, there an idea come, using it as weapon, the an other idea come, using in BDSM, then an actual real good ideacome , using in his game, then he created two versions, Green and Red, who had a certain mount ok pokemon so for someone to obtain both he would have to buy the two, or make a freindly compete with the other guy, of course everyone was smart and they bought the two" any opinions? (Manwithnoname 22:41, 29 September 2008 (UTC))

I Can't hack a Pokemon Page at all.[edit]

What the hell I can't hack that Pokemon Page at all.

  • If I want to hack a Page I can.
  • But that would be illegal.

Deleted template[edit]

{{editprotected}} Please remove the transclusion of {{Pokemonwarning}} from the page. VFD discussion is here. --Pentium5dot1(userfy?)t~^_^~c 04:15, 17 February 2009 (UTC)

This has already been dealt with. --Pentium5dot1(userfy?)t~^_^~c 22:13, 14 March 2009 (UTC)

Somebody should add this[edit]

Information.png It is requested that an edit or modification be made to this protected page. (protection log)
This template should be accompanied by a specific description of the request.
Please disable this template when the request is handled.

They just announced Heartgold and Soulsilver, so where are they? --[email protected] 21:15, 9 May 2009 (UTC)

Being censored by the government. ;) Add it now or we'll sick Arceus on you! >:( 24.128.154.161 10:00, 12 May 2009 (UTC)

Quote[edit]

I've got a quote that I would like you guys to add, purely because it's funny.

“How do you get 25,000 pikachu on a bus? Poke 'em on.”

We have a problem[edit]

This article is Crap, If this had been any other article it would have been deleted, Pokemon games do have roughly the same format but this article makes them all sound EXACTLY THE SAME.

I suggest someone who knows an admin to get in touch with them and put a VFD template on it so we can start it from scratch because the original creator of this article (or the one who protected it) isn't coming back so all requests to them are likely to be ignored.

Palkiasprite.gifEVIL PALKIAPalkiasprite.gifUNCYCLPEDIA'S EVILEST PAGEPalkiasprite.gif 13:27, 30 August 2009 (UTC)

What about the new games?[edit]

HeartGold and SoulSilver has came out, and I can't edit it because it is locked! Mods if you read this please fix it. 206.255.122.207Some Random Guy, 7:26 PM206.255.122.207

Two years and Uncy still doesn't know what humor is.[edit]

"waah, waah, why is ED funnier than us?" please. 72.221.79.87 21:57, November 6, 2009 (UTC)

Comedy gold:
  “Lol!”
   ~ Oscar Wilde on Pokemon 72.221.79.87 01:37, February 9, 2010 (UTC)
So what you are saying is that because you have found one shit quote added by a retard and we choose not to lock our site from editing by IPs (like ED is forced to) we sometimes get retarded edits from people like you? Well, yes. Unfortunately we do. Fortunately for us our good articles (which we have thousands) are far better than anything ED has, mostly as the majority of ED articles are a pile of old wank. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/4/4e/HalIcon.png http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/uncyclopedia/images/e/e1/Goldboobs_Improved.jpg 06:35, Feb 26