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Funny Idea[edit]

I reckon we should have an image of the Google image search page and caption it 'An example of a succesful pornsite.' or something. I'd do it, 'cept I'm too lazy. So, if anyone else thinks it'd be a good idea?

Seconded, I could do it. Anyone else agree? 13:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)mtndew71.173.92.213 13:56, June 30, 2010 (UTC)

Editing Guidelines![edit]

A few guidelines should be commented on here:

  1. Don't add any more "Axioms of Society", lest this article become another list of stupid jokes. 30 is pushing it pretty far already.
  2. Stop changing the quote by George W. Bush, I don't care what your political aims are.

Whilst this is an ignorable policy, this page is on my watchlist. So note that if these are ignored, I'll probably revert it. If you want to add anything else to this, find a way to do so through text not by changing "30 Axioms" to "31 Axioms". Thank you. --epynephrin 03:25, 4 December 2006 (UTC)


Ye Gods I love that quote by Luigi.

--Jimmy Jazz -16th of May, 2006

Replacement "Axioms of Society"[edit]

O please... Add this one:

"Women's strap-on dildos are just as sensitive to fellatio as a man's penis"

Love, Random Perv

Well, it is actually a really good one. Thanks for suggesting instead of adding! --epynephrin 20:10, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

"Axioms of Society" suggestion[edit]

"Every penis in the world exceeds 11 inches." Hey, I thought it sounded funny.

Men never take their socks off to have sexual relations.


lolz, asexual porn.


Why does this article have a redirect to Prawns? I want to make an article about the little, tiny shrimp and this article doesn't let me!

Besides, there are such things as Prawn Puffs and McPrawny's restaurants. They take dead chickens that fell off of skyscrapers and cut them up into burgers and nuggets! This is fact and no one can dispute it. Dennis Dunjinman 13:34, 21 February 2007 (UTC)

You can change the redirect and make an article. --epynephrin 12:50, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Specifically, click the link after "redirected from." -- Lenoxus 19:08, 18 March 2007 (UTC)

Edit away --CoyoteJoe 01:24, 19 March 2007 (UTC)

A comment on a recent revision.[edit]

Somehow somebody edited this page to the entire Wikipedia article on corn. Which despite the very slight innuendo is not at all funny. Does anyone else agree? I only ask this because I'm not sure whether anyone could expand on this concept, and I wanted to make sure it wasn't under construction or anything before I proceeded with a rewrite.--Emperor Norton 21:39, 9 April 2008 (UTC)

needs pictures[edit]

Yeah needs some good, realistic examples of what porn is.

Seconded. --This post by Qweasd, a supporter of ICOKosovo.png Kosovo independence. 16:09, 8 February 2009 (UTC)

Yep, more "axioms of society"...[edit]

Would editing the "Every woman on the planet is bi" one to something like "Every woman on the planet is bi, even the lesbian ones"? While that particular axiom is funny as it is, there isn't yet a joke about the numerous 'lesbians' who 'want hard cock', as far as I know... Cheese 19:39, 25 April 2008 (UTC)

some axioms of society[edit]

  1. If a husband comes home and finds his wife doing the gardener, he won't get angry. He'll just join the fun.
  2. People like to have sex on a bed with no sheets in the middle of the day with the lights on
  3. No one ever coughs, sneezes, farts or belches.

Fixed up The Axioms a Smidge; Hope Nobody Minds[edit]

I fixed a spelling error and linked to the Kool-Aid Man on axiom 15 where it reads "Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum." I did it without reading the talk page first, so hopefully I didn't burn anyone's ass.

Na. You can get away with being reasonably italic around here... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png 19:18, Mar 23


"Remember, no matter how nice and round and squeezable they may look, a guy's tits are never porn. Also, the little gashes in his anatomy, no matter what the artist intended them to look like, are porn as well." sHOULDN'T IT READ "are not porn either"? I have no idea what it's referring too, but the grammar (not + as well) seems wrong - or at best it makes the content cfsnnuoig.

I did better the ASCII image[edit]

I'm sorry if is not in english language:

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What do you think about?-- 22:50, November 4, 2009 (UTC)

Look here[edit]

Where is the best?

Great!!!-- 12:18, November 6, 2009 (UTC)
Wonderfull! Is better then original! Lol-- 01:24, November 23, 2009 (UTC)

Lol!!! It is very nice!-- 22:21, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

porn is cool madarchod

Offer void in Utah (where you can have 4 wives anyway, so why would you need it)[edit]

They'll be mormons.

You know...[edit]

In the 80's they made some OK porn movies, women actually had hair and they didn't say "yea baby me fuck me" every 10 seconds. These days I don't know...looks like a bunch of people with AIDS. -- 14:50, May 28, 2012 (UTC)