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Could use work. As it is, it seems like someone took a Wikipedia article and replaced it with wackiness.

If I had some idea about how to modify this article to be a more funny one, I wouldnt be here whining about how unfunny this article is. Yet this article is just not humorous enough. Take a look at a better example of this: pedia dramatica . com/index.php/Rammstein Rammstein article in Encyclopedia Dramatica Hope this will help to the next writer. (Don't copy its racist and homophobia POV though) --Tache 09:18, 10 April 2006 (UTC)


Comment of a visitor: That's odd. I don't know what language the creator of the text speaks, but I'm not quite happy with the translations of the songs. With 'Mein Teil' I'd perefer the translation 'My Piece' because it's about something made of flesh and not 'My part' meaning something as a theatre part. Same with 'Du hast'. The translation is not 'You ask me', it's rather 'YOU HAVE' and later in the LYRIC he says 'YOU HAVE ASKED ME'. The translation from German to English is as bad as my English. I hope someone can correct those misakes.-- 08:09, 19 June 2007 (UTC)


This article is not funny at all. It's very offensive to Germans, and is trashing Rammstein instead of making a little bit of fun out of them.

'Rammstein, not to be confused with Rammstink, the putrid odor emitted by male mountain goats, is a metal band formed in the year 1994 in Germany. Rammstein was created when German gods Laibach spewed forth six beautiful billy goats from their nipples. These goats later shaved and became the metal band Rammstein.'

That is not one bit funny.

Funny would be this, which is found on the 'Oomph!' article;

'“His hair may be spikier, but I've got a butt like Jennifer Lopez! Top that!” ~ Richard Z. Rice-Krispies of Rammstein on Dero.'

Also, continuously refering to Hitler is insanely offensive to Germans and is not one bit funny; Espeically when Rammstein just so happens to be an anti-Nazi band.

This article does not deserve to be posted here.

"Seriousness is only for the shallow minded fools" - Oscar Wilde on you.[edit]

Dear n00bfags

Please have a sense of humour. If you don't have a sense of humour then you are probably better off humping a tree. If you are looking for a more serious version of a Rammstein Information page please take your royal self to Wikipedia where Oscar Wilde is permabanned from quoting. I myself is a huge fan of Rammstein and I care about their image more than Emanuel Fialik himself. So don't give me that Hitler crap.

Up Yours

Uncyclopedia Rammstein Stalker

"Our race is the Master Race. We are divine gods on this planet. We are as different from the inferior races as they are from insects. In fact, compared to our race, other races are beasts and animals, cattle at best. Other races are considered as human excrement. Our destiny is to rule over the inferior races. Our earthly kingdom will be ruled by our leader with a rod of iron. The masses will lick our feet and serve us as our slaves." - Menachem Begin, for your information[edit]

LOL That is funny, isn't it?

Since '45, Germany is not a nazi country anymore. Obviously some people of little formal education have not learnt this at school. It is rather ridiculous to reduce Germans to that slab of their history from 1933 to 1945. But a funny holocaust article and some cracking negro jokes could be included in the uncyclopedia, too. Humor is in the eye of the beholder and might be culturally different.

I am not a Rammstein fan, just for the records.

Laughingly Yours

The Brit in Germany