Talk:Sonic the Hedgehog

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Articles for deletion This article was nominated for deletion on August 8th, 2009. The result of the discussion was Keep.
Articles for deletion This article was nominated for deletion on August 10th, 2009. The result of the discussion was Keep.

Sonic: Sonics the name, speeds my game Mario: Well how about I take away all of you coins so you can't buy any more drugs Silly article is this it is...

??? Anyways, HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Bad article, you mean!! You say Sonic rule!! HE DON'T!!!!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!!! I don't call myself Random Nacho for nothing...I'm random!! Random Nacho 20:34, 12 March 2006 (UTC)


Teh templates say to remake this article. I SHALL DO SO!!




Thas as call.


uncyclop pages on video games aren't funny, if u asking urself how i ended up here, i clicked on a link that said l33t and it sent me here, that is gay, and uncyclopedia pages on videogames arent funny...

I agree, and you cannot change these pages without someone fixing it to a dumb jesus and crime thing, because the dickweeds with no lives will just deit it back worse than ever


Do you like that image I added? No? Well screw you anyway.

I kinda like it. oTHErONE (Contribs) 05:08, 4 December 2006 (UTC)

Sonic the Savior[edit]

That's unpossible, I was with Tails that day! ... Saetch 19:52, 18 December 2006 (UTC)


do something about all the furry faggots

FIONA IS EVIL?!?[edit]

I knew it! Good riddance too. That bodysuit was stupid anyway. 16:14, 16 March 2007 (UTC)

All article to junk[edit]

IMHO it should be parody of *game*, not crappy Sonic X anime. Oh, and remember, Sonic is fag. Guest 18:50 31 July 2007

All article to junk[edit]

You call this humor? Guest 1.11.07

He dos not were pants so way do we? 01:50, 12 February 2008 (UTC)

Because he's a hedgehog, and you are heading down the one way street to Ban Town

Creator of this page...[edit]

Is probably a thirteen year old kid.--Game over 13:41, 9 March 2008 (UTC)


should we mention about soincs role in the subspace emissary?

Yeah, it sucked, but going back and replaying levels as him was great! :D

im not a fag[edit]

who is the doosh bag who wrote sonic was pregnant he has a cock theres probly a fly in his fur he got into subspace some how im 14 so fuck u

Yeah, who did wrote that? I have rewritten the article because of that and then it came back again. -- MRKN 21:34, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
I wrote that to add some consistency to the article. You can find an improved version of that take @ Sonic the Preggo --User:Mnbvcxz/sig2 05:46, 8 January 2009 (UTC)


sonic gut is round because of spin dashing to mch and mario is his pal if u have problem ith it than fuck u so evean we no that sonic isnt preggo his clothes r his fur okayyyyyyy retard?- 22:12, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Can you please rephrase that with the aid of punctuation and the shift key? Btw, how old are you?--Mnbvcxz 22:16, 8 May 2008 (UTC)

Go all slapstick?[edit]

Since this article is "irredeemable" without a major re-write, would it be better if we added more slapstick humor, such as a pregnancy references, miscarriages, rape by Amy, et cetera? As long its readable and followable, it might get a few laughs.--Mnbvcxz 01:55, 11 May 2008 (UTC)

Revert to last non-11-year-old-ip-fanboy edit?[edit]

Would anyone object if I reverted the recent edits? They are only removing funny-ish content and making the article unfollowable.--Mnbvcxz 21:46, 17 May 2008 (UTC)

Article Gutted[edit]

The article needs more content, and some actual humor. It looks like a wikipedia stub for crying out loud. If the article isn't expanded, I'm going to have to revert to the last humorous version, complete nonsense is better than nothing.--Mnbvcxz 20:55, 23 May 2008 (UTC)

Major rewrite[edit]

Okay. I've had enough of this "Sonic the Preggo" shit. It's just not funny. Allow me to refer you to the "@#$%^&*" Rule. M-Preg is just disgusting. Please, please, for the love of God: you can make all the gay rape and yaoi jokes you like, but don't start "Sonic the Preggo" again. The-Real-Syko 17:26, 24 June 2008 (UTC)

Sonic pregnant[edit]

You know what, why not take some of the truly funny parts both the the old versions of this article and the new one to make it better, because the new article is too organized and sucks Robotnik's balls. -- Evil Jam 22:17, 2 July 2008 (UTC(?))

Well post a few sections from the old versions that you think are funny and not just weird or stupid. The m-preg counts as weird AND stupid. How somebody managed to write a whole article based on it I don't know. The-Real-Syko 15:56, 5 July 2008 (UTC)

Article gutted AGAIN[edit]

Okay, so I've demolished the piece of crap that I created and replaced it with something not quite so tasteless. I need to know what people think, so I was thinking of putting this up for Pee Review. Can I get few other opionons on that?The-Real-Syko 15:11, 24 August 2008 (UTC)

...thus is the retardedness of the IP fanboys that the page got protected. So at least my crap is better than their crap :P The-Real-Syko 17:46, 19 September 2008 (UTC)

Needs more work[edit]

Someone remove all the contents in the Sonic article and redo it. There's a bunch of crap here.

-- MRKN 00:53, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Um, this article is on VFH right now. Its not the time to rewrite it, and its probably as good as its going to get. --User:Mnbvcxz/sig2 06:11, 7 January 2009 (UTC)
If you think this is bad, you shoulda seen what it looked like before BOTH the rewrites in the last while. It'll probably get another seeing to at some point, but hey, it was good enough for a VFH and NOT be voted down straight away. The-Real-Syko 20:11, 7 January 2009 (UTC)

Warning: Thar be dragons[edit]

Can we please -not- VFH nom this again until it has been significantly improved? I say this as the primary contributor to the article's current incarnation, stop! It's not feature worthy! User:The-Real-Syko/sig 19:59, 2 April 2009 (UTC)

Possible image?[edit]


Could someone add this image? 08:06, 11 May 2009 (UTC)


Now that Sonic Colours and Sonic 4 are just around the corner, does anyone have any ideas for ways they can be built into this? Furthermore, some ideas for shaping up the article as a whole would be good, considering it's lain dormant for about a year now. The-Real-Syko 16:57, July 26, 2010 (UTC)


Sonic article exists in Tolololpedia (Indonesian Unyclopedia). 10:29, August 27, 2011 (UTC)