Talk:Suburban homeboy

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The stock "steel wheels" on the mk1 golf - aka "rabbit" are actually alloys - albeit shitty ones The preceding unsigned comment was added by (talk • contribs)

I don't know what's sadder, that you knew that or that you went through the trouble of telling us that you knew that. In any event, I changed it. User:Modusoperandi/sig 21:02, September 18, 2009 (UTC)


Because I blew a months pay on nice, simple eighteen inch mags (no chrome, no "spinners", 100% bling-free) with low-profile tires and, in a Tim Horton's parking lot, a suburban homeboy hopped out of his friend's shitbox Rabbit and said to me, "Yo, your ride is f*ckin' sick, yo. Damn!"

If that isn't a monologue worthy of ridicule, I don't know what is. Modusoperandi 20:47, 28 July 2006 (UTC)

Heh, ever heard of Denny Blaze, self-proclaimed "Average Homeboy"? You should look him up sometime. User:Tompkins/sig 07:39, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
Wow, he's awful. His "work" makes my album, "Albino, yo!" look polished and professional by comparison. I think I'm going to back away slowly from the keyboard and go put on some Pink Floyd. I recommend that you do the same. Modusoperandi 07:55, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
I like their early work — Stripper At the Gates of Porn is psychedelic fetishism at its finest. -- User:Imrealized/sig 08:02, 2 August 2006 (UTC)
While I'm sure that, ahem, The Piper at the Gates of Dawn was a fine album, my PF period is 1973+, with emphasis on Dark Side - Animals. The Wall would be in there too, but is was one of the first CDs I bought and I listened to it way too much. Apparently it's possible to get sick of The Wall (that crap Wall: Live in Berlin pounded the last nail in the coffin...). Still, I doubt that Pink Floyd will have the staying power of Eminem. No, wait...flip that around. Better. Modusoperandi 08:10, 2 August 2006 (UTC)