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Please try the following;


Go fuck yourself & slash your wrists

while you attempt to eat shit and die.

Click on a dead link like this one here


Cum on Betty Whites Arrow.jpg back or maybe Estel Getty's.


Click Globeadd.jpg this thing and realize the page just hates you.


Press the refresh button, dickhead.

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Circle-contradict.png This article appears to contradict itself. Please see the discussion on the talk page.

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The so-called experts at Wikipedia also don't have an article titled
This page does not exist. Or maybe they do? I'm so confused.

“I think This page does not exist, Therefore it exists”

“This page is dead”

“This page does not exist.”

The page This page does not exist does exist. Otherwise how could we be featuring it? or even referring to it? It even has its own talk page, then it must exist!

If it hadn't existed we would have created it.

Maybe if it only exists in my mind? Oh no, am I going crazy?? Where am I writing at all?? Oh God, oh God help me. Wait, no, God doesn't exist either! Oh he must exist, He was featured! I've just referred to him! But does he have a talk page?

  • I know it's possible to lock a page against editing. Is that not possible if the page doesn't exist? Or would the act of locking it against editing create the page which doesn't exist? My head hurts. Ekashp 02:43, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Holy shit, I've seen the light!! This page does exist!!!--Rataube 17:43, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Is this a Zen thing? Or something to do with with Edwin Schrödinger? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • When I nominated this page, it was the self-reference of that page's nonexistence that made it funny, and having a talk-page renders the page semi-existent, but then, of course, an anonymous will go ahead and create the actual page, writing something outward stupid, so the page will exist, but it won't be funny, what I'm trying to say is, it's better as nonexistent.... Uhm? Anyone here? - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 17:28, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
  • It's more probable that I don't exist than that this page doesn't. - Steve Ballmer 18:30, 1 February 2006 (UTC)
    • Uhm... Doesn't quite make sense. I'm a sockpuppet, so I don't exist. Wait, sockpuppets do exist. In a sense. Or maybe not. I'm going to fucking kill the Uncertainty Principle. - Steve Ballmer 18:30, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

All hail Splarka, who has just reverted vandalism on this page! - Sir Sikon [formerly known as Guest] 05:53, 14 February 2006 (UTC)

(Deletion log); 05:16 . . Splaka (Talk) (deleted "This page does not exist": content before blanking was: 'Aaaaaaa')
  • Hail. --Warioman 15:40, September 21, 2009 (UTC)

This redlink makes all of the jesii cry. --47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 05:25, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

I'm confused. WTF? Feature? AAAAA! --Poofers 06:43, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Check the original version to get the idea. Its non-existence shouldn't be fixed! --Ruubio 07:05, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

The sheer audacity of having this nonexistent piece-of-crap as a nominated article makes it worthy of being a featured article. Bravo!--Putz 07:18, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

This crap ain't the top quality crap I'm used to see in the front page. I quote: "WFT?". -- 13:12, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Can I vote here for creation? Can I? Huh? -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

Tag it if you dare mate, but you're on your own with this one. :) -- T. (talk) 19:00, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

I have a feeling this is really a complicated joke involving featuring complete crap that isn't even written... --Chronarion 18:57, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

WTF; this is awful. I mean, I've resisted urge to create articles with nonsensical titles, but I don't try to get non-articles on the front page. Mindspillage 20:16, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

I get the joke but it's very, very Lame... I mean like "Why wouldn't they let the stinkbug into the movie? HE HAD ONLY ONE SCENT AND IT WASN'T ENOUGH!" more lame than that lame. Bleek II 20:23, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

There was no joke int he article. It's pure, unadulterated genius as it originally was, and not the crappy hack that someone made it into--Sir Flammable KUN 21:38, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
If I understood you correctly you are saying that the articles is geniality, but the nomination or the talkpage made it crappy. That's a lovely paradox, couse without the nomination or the Talkpage it doesn't exist at all, or does it?--Rataube 19:27, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Too stupid to be featured. --Clorox Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. MUN ONS (diskussion) 21:41, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

Maybe YOU'RE too stupid to be featured. Ever think about that? Huh? Huh? Yeah punk! Yeah, this is getting old. I waiting for RC to put a new one up.--Sir Flammable KUN 21:44, 2 February 2006 (UTC)
...Okay... you mean my user page? --Bleachie Yes, I'm American.  No, I don't like George W. Bush.  Please don't shoot. talc 21:49, 2 February 2006 (UTC)

SOME ANONYMOUS I.P HAS VANDALIZED IT!!!--Rataube 19:42, 1 February 2006 (UTC)

Oh my god I love this article!!! -Weyoun 47 04:16, 4 May 2006 (UTC)

What article? There is no cabal article! ~ Ghelæ talkcontribs 17:42, 8 May 2006 (UTC)

I have just not encountered this article, and I love it. --Nintendorulez | talk 15:55, 15 May 2006 (UTC)


WIP spoof.[edit]

User:Nintendorulez/This page does exist

Thoughts? Pee review? Also, I'm thinking that just as we use this for generic, purposeless redlink, this article could be for purposeless bluelinks. --Nintendorulez | talk 00:17, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

The messages in that page would be good for the contradiction article. --Sbluen 04:22, 8 June 2006 (UTC)

Problems with creation[edit]

We seem to be having a few problems around the creation of this page. How about we link to this page? --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 10:31, 14 June 2006 (UTC)

But that's a blue link. And nobody will see this, the real page. I say we just have a permanent link here on QVFD. If anyone tries to make it, it'll be shown as a blue link to be huffed ASAP. --Nintendorulez | talk 18:55, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
Good idea. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 19:01, 14 June 2006 (UTC)
"This, the real page". I thought this page didn´t even exist.--Rataube 00:32, 15 June 2006 (UTC)

Sorry about the Redirect[edit]

Sorry, I didn't check the discussion page first. I see the redirect has already been taken off. GravityIsForSuckers 12:13, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Maybe it'd be better for this page not to show up on the Most Wanted List? GravityIsForSuckers 12:15, 24 September 2006 (UTC)
That's OK, you didn't know. We'll let you off. But, remember, people, create the page and you risk the consequences. -- Hindleyite 12:17, 24 September 2006 (UTC)