Talk:Tiger Woods

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This page should be scheduled for deletion. Tiger Woods is not a notable person. Dioxinfreak 18:19, December 1, 2009 (UTC)

A Joke[edit]

What is the difference between a golf ball and an SUV?........................Tiger Woods can drive a golf ball 300 yards. 18:50, December 12, 2009 (UTC)


... David Beckham cheated on his wife a hundred plus times, everybody would just say "Well done!" But when Tiger Woods does it, there's mass controversy. I'll tell you why, it's because he's black and black people aren't allowed to misbehave. I know I sound like Kanye but it's pure racism and that's the only reason. -- 16:25, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Beckham was accused of marital infidelity a while back, though nothing was ever proved. His wife told reporters that, even if the claims were proved, she'd stick with him for the sake of their children. So, the story was a bit of a non-starter in the first place and, once the press realised there wasn't going to be any juicy scandal, both they and the world lost interest. Tiger's story, meanwhile, involved at least a dozen women, a car crash, proven infidelity and a temporary career break - plenty enough for the press to get their teeth into and the world took an interest. I'm inclined to agree with you that black people - and other visible ethnic minorities - are often subject to double standards, but I don't think there's much of a case here. Anyway - let's get back to taking the piss out of stuff. User:RabbiTechno/sig 16:35, July 20, 2010 (UTC)

Why Tiger Woods is my Best Friend

Tiger woods is too cool fo yall so quit bein hatin on him!-- 06:29, May 21, 2011 (UTC)