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Sam Patche[edit]

The missing Turtle fishermen from Japan werr a phlote months. Found off the coast of California a single survivor became an ambassador for immigration formation making it possible for people in Japan to live as citizens under naturalization laws formed from his example. The distinguishing individual was on the "black ships" when they approached Shimoda Japan for international relations. The people received the ships because they thought the black smoke was a sign that the missing Turtle Fishermen returning in crisis.

The governmental leaders at that time visited Sam Patche on the ships; he was recognized as the missing Turtle Fisherman. When asked to return to Japan, he refused. Though legend he never returned to Japan soil but became a Christian and made his life as a U.S. Citizen. The book of mostly pictures and Japanese characters was found in Hawaii. It is difficult to site a source from memory but it would be considered a rare book.

Oh well; I guess you are pretty far along the message you have is quite distasteful. What will you do with your effort against the Turtle? Should you opt out on the basis of good etiquette? Maybe it's just me; really though I don't really understand what you are saying. Are you referring to a part of the body? Are you talking to somebody in particular? Someone you always talk to? If so, then why have you done this? You must be suffering from emotional problem. I would help you; but I can't; I'm not a doctor. A degree of something. Good luck! I really mean that.

Book Found on the Internet[edit]

http://www.us-japan.org/jsnc/virtualjapan/BSS/samstour/st3.htm

Turtle in Space pic[edit]

Can the person who put the space turtle pic there please upload it properly? --Ruby.red.roses 06:23, 7 January 2009 (UTC)